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Feb 14, 2013
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president's day stain review

george washington used a dentifrice concocted of turpentine & tung oil. of course it got all over the towels.

andrew jackson was known to blow his nose on the curtains.

teddy roosevelt had to gnaw constantly so his incisors wouldn't grow through his skull. teethmarks are just as bad as stains.

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calvin coolidge cleaned his fish in the oval office & not too neatly.

a big ketchup fan, richard nixon sometimes got clumsy with the bottle.

george bush spit up more often than is generally known.
Feb 21, 2013
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