Recent Comments

1. 15 minutes ago on Scary Gary

   I wish I had had a girlfriend like that,

2. 1 day ago on Adam@Home

   I hope that the dog’s bottom is clean. But they pass gas anyway.

3. 3 days ago on Aunty Acid

   Not that I would ever dare to question the Lord’s work, but I wonder why he didn’t allow our bladders to let us sleep for more than 2 or 3 hours.

4. 4 days ago on Non Sequitur

   Horse rectal afterburners might have saved them.

5. 4 days ago on Reality Check

   Ned Flanders told his ex-wife “No Footlongs” before she went out for snax at the ballgame. She replied “They embarrass you” (or something similar), which is very suggestive of Ned’s anatomy.

6. 4 days ago on Stone Soup

   What’s wrong with (living) bodies, anyway?

7. 5 days ago on Broom Hilda

   …as Calamity Jane would do. (There is a real town called Deadwood in the Black Hills national forest, South Dakota).

8. 5 days ago on Adam@Home

   Davey Crockett the Second! (But they needed him [DC 1] at The Alamo). I’m Fess’n up, DC was popular when I was in High School (? your Middle School, before College).

9. 5 days ago on B.C.

   It may be hair from the larger spiders, perhaps?

10. 5 days ago on B.C.

    Fresh meat for any attempts at French or Asian cooking.