An otorhino ornigolfist
Well, you do have green hair.
Maybe she should avoid wearing red.
Go outside and mow the lawn Arlo.
Try cutting firewood. It warms you twice.
My “Old fashioned” percolator is twice as fast and tastes better.
Like being a Liberal Democrat in Oklahoma.
How about Pangaea.
If anyone ever asked for my recipe for B&G, I wouldn’t have the first idea how much of each ingredient to add. But somehow, it always comes out perfect.