Do my fingers smell weird?
See you Moonday.
Wow. Ain’t there yet but Sneaker looks foward to hating itl
Hey, guys, what’s better, vanilla or tapioca pudding?
P4: After the play:
One Legged Larry, Two Feet Pete and their girlfriend, Whole Beef Patti, already halfway to tomorrow.
I don’t understand any of this yet but here’s today’s first heartsie for the strip!
Time to bring the femme fatale in.
Not really, because my ex-wife had no problem recognizing that all of mine belonged to her.
Nuts. Now I have to feed Alice and The Goon Squad with Wimpy Burgers for nothing. C’est domage.
I used to go to school with a guy named Joff. His name was actually Jeff but he had a really bad English accent. I think that he was originally from Wankerinshire.