Fat fury 2

Wilbur Floppenheimer Free

That green watery stuff under my toenails has gone away so I can finally wear socks again.

Recent Comments

  1. about 10 hours ago on Gil Thorp

    I hearted this. I am Canadian. Nyah nyah.

  2. about 11 hours ago on Alley Oop

    I consider Carole the Hunter S. Thompson of the paleolithic era.

  3. about 12 hours ago on Gil Thorp

    Is there any significant to the fact that Kevin would make the observation with his hands on his knees? Enquiring minds want to know.

  4. about 12 hours ago on Alley Oop

    Actually, the whole thing becomes clearer if you follow the writings of Bob Dobbs at the Church of the Subgenius.


  5. about 15 hours ago on Gil Thorp

    Dang it, I did it again! I always get Thing 1 and Thing 2 mixed up when I read “The Cat In The Hat”, too. Time to appear on Dr. Phil.

  6. about 16 hours ago on Gil Thorp

    Whoops, Kevin, not Kenny. But I did mean John Walsh, not Joe Walsh. Joe’s currently out shooting Eagles with Gil at the Country Club.

  7. about 16 hours ago on Alley Oop

    “So why do you want Guz on his feet?”

    “So that I can check to see if he’s really under my mind control. I’ll command him to fall down, and if he does, he is. See? There’s a reason I’m King and you’re not.”

  8. about 16 hours ago on Gil Thorp

    P1: “Well, since star Shot Putter Gary Meola isn’t here to toss some around, you’ll do. Watch out for the holes in the fences.”

    P2: “Okay, guys, I’m starting to get sunburned. Put them all back in and call it a day. What you guys do later at The Bucket stays at The Bucket”.

    P3: Coach Heather takes a break for some posture practice. Kevin looks at his new buddies’ hair and starts to wonder if he should continue using Double D’s hairstylist. There is tension in the air as Kenny starts to realize that these two guys look familiar. He hesitates for a second before asking them if they’ve ever heard of that John Walsh guy on TV, but decides to put that off for a time when he’s not so winded.

  9. about 17 hours ago on Alley Oop

    Boston Blackie The Magic Eight Ball has even money that tomorrow’s strip will have two panels of getting The Think Tunk to his feet, Friday’s will be two of The Think Tunk falling on top of Guz, Saturday, two of Oop trying to get out from under, and then THE SUNDAZE RECRAP!

    Bluey The Moving Rock is still lurking in the shadows waiting to emerge for his triumphant revenge story arc

  10. 1 day ago on Gil Thorp

    That’s not lime. Milford hired a spunky, gutsy up and comer named Pablo Escobar to do groundskeeper work for the summer season.