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1. 2 days ago on Over the Hedge

   All week all that comes to mind for me is the song “Carrot Juice is Murder” by The Arrogant Worms. Here are the lyrics:Listen up brothers and sisters, come hear my desperate taleI speak of our friends of nature, trapped in the dirt like a jailVegetables live in oppression, served on our tables each nightThe killing of veggies is madness, I say we take up the fightSalads are only for murderers, coleslaw’s a fascist regimeDon’t think that they don’t have feelings, just ‘cause a radish can’t scream

   I’ve heard the screams of the vegetables (scream scream scream)Watching their skins being peeled (Having their insides revealed)Grated and steamed with no mercy (burning off calories)How do you think that feels (bet it hurts really bad)Carrot Juice constitutes murder (and that’s a real crime)Greenhouses’ prisons for slaves (let my vegetables grow)It’s time to stop all this gardening (it’s as dirty as hell)Let’s call a spade a spade (is a spade is a spade is a spade…)

   I saw a man eating celery, so I beat him black and blueIf he ever touches a sprout again, I’ll bite him clean in twoI’m a political prisoner trapped in a windowless cage‘cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips by killing five men in a rageI told the judge when he sentenced me, this is my finest hourI’d kill those farmers again just to save one more cauliflower

   I’ve heard the screams of the vegetables (scream scream scream)Watching their skins being peeled (Having their insides revealed)Grated and steamed with no mercy (burning off calories)How do you think that feels (bet it hurts really bad)Carrot Juice constitutes murder (and that’s a real crime)Greenhouses’ prisons for slaves (let my vegetables grow)It’s time to stop all this gardening (it’s as dirty as hell)Let’s call a spade a spade (is a spade is a…)How low as people do we dare to stoopMaking young broccoli’s bleed in the soupUntie your beans, uncage your tomatoes, let potted plants freeDon’t mash that potato ooooh oooo

2. 3 days ago on Baldo

   We always used to say when grandma made spicy chile that she was mad at someone.

3. 10 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   It makes no sense to make scents for no cents

4. 3 months ago on Baby Blues

   This is exactly what I think is going to happen.

5. 6 months ago on Baby Blues

   I don’t know how age appropriate the costume is but, The Dude Abides.

6. 6 months ago on Luann

   In about 10-15 years that punch line will read different

7. 8 months ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   I really enjoy the onomatopoeia in the second panel. I feel like it gives that sense of impact.

8. 9 months ago on Baby Blues

   Looking at the date this comic was published makes me say that the school year is going to end a lot sooner than they think.

9. 9 months ago on Baby Blues

   Maybe dogs can’t understand what we’re saying when we bark back at them because of our accent.

10. 10 months ago on Baby Blues

    I can’t smell vomit so I’m automatically assigned any cleanups in our house.