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1. 16 minutes ago on Luann

   …with her spear and magic helmet…

2. 1 day ago on Non Sequitur

   You can also blame Newton for calculus…

3. 1 day ago on Pearls Before Swine

   For every sale he gets a per-scent-age…

4. 1 day ago on Overboard

   I. Am. Nate.

5. 1 day ago on FoxTrot Classics

   I miss that show…actual cooking, no weird “reality show” interviews or useless competition…

6. 1 day ago on Over the Hedge

   I got there by pronouncing “shallot” with the emphasis on the second syllable…

7. 2 days ago on Luann

   Ann Eiffel could use a rebrand…

   (I’ll duck under the desk now)

8. 2 days ago on Peanuts

   Great song by Cream…

9. 3 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   To answer your original question:

   No.

   But I’d probably have to get over myself in order to put my remaining affairs in order before stepping on the ol’ rainbow, as it were…

   …and in so doing, would probably stumble upon enough happy memories of my life that I’d choose to be happy and grateful…

10. 3 days ago on Luann

    Only $6?