“You’ve still got that special something, Opal.”
To me, now Opal is like the Tin Man: no heart.
Sorry, I don’t have an oil can. How about I just dump this bottle of cooking oil over you?
Or would the stuff in the kitchen grease trap be okay?
I know how you feel Earl. But a good swift kick in the pants can’t hurt (much) either.
Would some MSM and chondroitin do better than 90w gear oil? ;)
what man could resist a kick in the rear with bunny slippers???
I guess if it worked we could consider it a Kickstarter campaign.
A little sympathy would be nice too. Help the old geezer up and get him moving.
He would have to get up for that kick.
Bourbon has a chemical composition similar to machine oil (sort of).
At least he’s not Tik-Tok from the Oz books, or he wouldn’t even be able to talk
I feel the same way for the first five minutes of my day, but as my 88 year old dad would tell me, “Get used to it because it only gets worse.”
There’s a new spray oil for a senior’s aches and pain – WD80 – specifically formulated for octogenarians.
A cup of strong coffee (taken internally) works wonders.
What I always wondered is why is he rusting at all if he really is made of tin?
I stagger like a drunk when I get out of bed!