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At its heart, Pearls Before Swine is the comic strip tale of two friends: an arrogant Rat who thinks he knows it all and a slow-witted Pig who doesn't know any better. Together, this pair offers caustic commentary on humanity's quest for the unattainable. Dilbert cartoonist Scott Adams says that Pearls is "one of the few comics that make me laugh out loud." The strip has twice won the National Cartoonists Society's Reuben division award for Best Newspaper Comic Strip – in 2003 and in 2006.
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Tiana said, 8 months ago
Hmm, I think I’ll try that!
Peabody-Martini said, 8 months ago
And that’s not the craziest thing that gets on radio.
thatnicecollegeguy said, 8 months ago
Typical Guard Duck.
templo SUD said, 8 months ago
I bet Guard Duck’s advice on all etiquette is to shoot the person(s) who have bad etiquette.
Tiana said, 8 months ago
@templo SUD
Guard Duck’s advice on anything is to shoot people…
Nabuquduriuzhur said, 8 months ago
Reminds me of the “Far Side” with the Equine hospital. the staff went about with guns.
old1953 said, 8 months ago
Where’s baby duck? I want to see him as the rebel punk teenager duck!
Radish
said, 8 months ago
Guard Duck should run for govenor of Texas.
Sisyphos said, 8 months ago
Li’l Guard Duck’s repertoire of responses to questions and complaints is rather narrow. —But pretty effective, if followed.
chefcass said, 8 months ago
@Radish
Oh, zing!! :)
cdward said, 8 months ago
When all you’ve got is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
jfb 1129 said, 8 months ago
AM drive time or The Wacky morning show.
Number Six said, 8 months ago
“Duck’s off!”
- Basil Fawlty from the Fawlty Towers episode ‘Gourmet Nights’.
eddie6192 said, 8 months ago
I wonder who’s sponsoring LGD’s radio show?
StCleve72 said, 8 months ago
Rush Guard Duck