Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Tiana

    Tiana said, 8 months ago

    Hmm, I think I’ll try that!

  2. Peabody-Martini

    Peabody-Martini said, 8 months ago

    And that’s not the craziest thing that gets on radio.

  3. thatnicecollegeguy

    thatnicecollegeguy said, 8 months ago

    Typical Guard Duck.

  4. templo SUD

    templo SUD said, 8 months ago

    I bet Guard Duck’s advice on all etiquette is to shoot the person(s) who have bad etiquette.

  5. Tiana

    Tiana said, 8 months ago

    @templo SUD

    Guard Duck’s advice on anything is to shoot people…

  6. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 8 months ago

    Reminds me of the “Far Side” with the Equine hospital. the staff went about with guns.

  7. old1953

    old1953 said, 8 months ago

    Where’s baby duck? I want to see him as the rebel punk teenager duck!

  8. Radish

    Radish said, 8 months ago

    Guard Duck should run for govenor of Texas.

  9. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 8 months ago

    Li’l Guard Duck’s repertoire of responses to questions and complaints is rather narrow. —But pretty effective, if followed.

  10. chefcass

    chefcass said, 8 months ago

    @Radish

    Oh, zing!! :)

  11. cdward

    cdward said, 8 months ago

    When all you’ve got is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

  12. jfb 1129

    jfb 1129 said, 8 months ago

    AM drive time or The Wacky morning show.

  13. Number Six

    Number Six said, 8 months ago

    “Duck’s off!”



    - Basil Fawlty from the Fawlty Towers episode ‘Gourmet Nights’.

  14. eddie6192

    eddie6192 said, 8 months ago

    I wonder who’s sponsoring LGD’s radio show?

  15. StCleve72

    StCleve72 said, 8 months ago

    Rush Guard Duck

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