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   Bilan said, 7 months ago

   Dear Abby recommends that you keep the drawbridge over the moat up until it’s time.
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   rf_eq said, 7 months ago

   warning shot across the brow
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   thebird55 said, 7 months ago

   Well, make up your mind.
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   Proginoskes said, 7 months ago

   @ rf_eq: The first shot is a warning to the next person.
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   Sisyphos said, 7 months ago

   Don’t cave in to corporate censorship, Li’l Guard Duck! Just give that Station Manager/Program Director guy a 10-count to get out of your studio or else….
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   F6F5Hellcat said, 7 months ago

   Fire a warning shot across the bow… er I mean over their heads. If they presist in remaining until the time their expected to arrive then shoot them in the head. At least that’s the message one gets from Guard Duck.
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   old1953 said, 7 months ago

   Pressed duck is delicious!
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   Hillbillyman said, 7 months ago

   That is one Duck who needs to be stuffed inside a Thanksgiving Turkey.
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   masterskrain said, 7 months ago

   I think two warning shots should be sufficient…one in each knee!
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    Arianne said, 7 months ago

    Li’l Guard Duck must be feeling the spirit of the day.
    For him, that is giving peace a chance.
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    John Bollinger said, 7 months ago

    @rf_eq

    Heh. Clever!
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    Notsoastute said, 7 months ago

    Manners with Guard Duck is brought to you by:
    Browning Firearms, The choice of discerning party hosts for years.
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    TheTrustedMechanic said, 7 months ago

    @Hillbillyman

    You’re 2/3’s the way to a turducken!
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    TheTrustedMechanic said, 7 months ago

    @Notsoastute

    So the turkey in the oven isn’t the only thing Browning?
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    einarbt7 said, 7 months ago

    Censorship.
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