Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

Comments (26) (Please sign in to comment)

  1. Bilan

    Bilan said, almost 2 years ago

    Dear Abby recommends that you keep the drawbridge over the moat up until it’s time.

  2. rf_eq

    rf_eq said, almost 2 years ago

    warning shot across the brow

  3. thebird55

    thebird55 GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Well, make up your mind.

  4. Proginoskes

    Proginoskes said, almost 2 years ago

    @ rf_eq: The first shot is a warning to the next person.

  5. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, almost 2 years ago

    Don’t cave in to corporate censorship, Li’l Guard Duck! Just give that Station Manager/Program Director guy a 10-count to get out of your studio or else….

  6. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, almost 2 years ago

    Fire a warning shot across the bow… er I mean over their heads. If they presist in remaining until the time their expected to arrive then shoot them in the head. At least that’s the message one gets from Guard Duck.

  7. old1953

    old1953 said, almost 2 years ago

    Pressed duck is delicious!

  8. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, almost 2 years ago

    That is one Duck who needs to be stuffed inside a Thanksgiving Turkey.

  9. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    I think two warning shots should be sufficient…one in each knee!

  10. Arianne

    Arianne said, almost 2 years ago

    Li’l Guard Duck must be feeling the spirit of the day.
    For him, that is giving peace a chance.

  11. John Bollinger

    John Bollinger GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    @rf_eq

    Heh. Clever!

  12. einarbt7

    einarbt7 said, almost 2 years ago

    Censorship.

  13. DryGrub Willie

    DryGrub Willie GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    TrustedMech — Ooog! And a finely-tuned groan.

  14. freeholder1

    freeholder1 said, almost 2 years ago

    Sponsored by NRA and Remington.

  15. Lee-Anne Griffin

    Lee-Anne Griffin said, almost 2 years ago

    I just love the whole idea of making Ducks and Kittens the evil ones in this strip. The last 2 animals you expect to be violent. Just perfect.

  16. Load the rest of the comments (11).