Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Adam Nedens(Snoopster)

    Adam Nedens(Snoopster) said, 9 months ago

    Euthanize? the hell?

  2. hariseldon59

    hariseldon59 said, 9 months ago

    Another bad pun. I have to admit, I had to read the punchline a couple of times before I got it.

  3. templo SUD

    templo SUD said, 9 months ago

    @hariseldon59

    So what’s the punchline? I don’t get it at all.

  4. hariseldon59

    hariseldon59 said, 9 months ago

    Patience is a virtue.

  5. John P

    John P said, 9 months ago

    I’m with rat on this one!

  6. briatollah

    briatollah said, 9 months ago

    @templo SUD

    Read it out loud.

  7. SherlockWatson

    SherlockWatson said, 9 months ago

    So… Country Doctor Joe is into rug-munching?

  8. sparkle 13

    sparkle 13 said, 9 months ago

    HUH??

  9. JFri

    JFri said, 9 months ago

    I second the motion.

  10. Vonne Anton

    Vonne Anton said, 9 months ago

    Call Kevorkian immediately – Stephan Passed His Gas.

  11. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 9 months ago

    Euthanize him?! EUTHANIZE HIM?!
    You’re going soft, Rat!
    Run him out of town on a log!
    Then, PUNish that Sad Little Man!

  12. masterskrain

    masterskrain said, 9 months ago

    Pastis, that’s just about as bad a pun as there EVER could be!

  13. Linda1259

    Linda1259 said, 9 months ago

    My head hurts . . . what a way to start a day . . . it must be all down hill from here . . . back to bed with covers over my eyes.

  14. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, 9 months ago

    I always preferred Barry Melton anyway.

  15. BahramtheRed

    BahramtheRed said, 9 months ago

    Okay still don’t get it but think rat should have brought the shotgun back.

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