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Pig:  Hey, country Doctor Joe. How goes it?
Joe:  Not good, Pig...all them H.M.O's is a real tobaccy chew.
Rat:  What's that mean?
Joe:  H.M.O's...they're ruinin' my practice. Makes me so mad I gotta chew the tobaccy.
Pig:  They really stress you out?
Joe:  Yessuh...but not as much as my staff...they is a cigar chew.
Pig:  They make you so stressed you have to smoke cigars?
Joe:  Yup. But ain't nothin' as bad as them patients. They is so bad they make me have to chew the furry rug I has on my office floor.
Pig:  They're that bad?
Joe:  Just like they say.
Pig:  What do they say?
Joe  That patients is a fur chew.
Rat:  I vote we euthanize him.
Oct 8, 2012
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