Nov 30, 2011
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Goat: You spend too much time on that iPhone. It's not healthy. Noise: Beep boop bepp. Noise: CRUSH. Rat: The 'Monty Python' app. Pig; What happened to me?
Dec 2, 2011
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    StrummerFan  over 6 years ago

    Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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    killacowinWA  over 6 years ago

    Always look on the bright side of life…

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    legaleagle48  over 6 years ago

    And now for something completely different!

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    rf_eq  over 6 years ago

    more like a “splat” than a “crush”

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    phuhknees  over 6 years ago

    “My brain hurts!”

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    Nabuquduriuzhur  over 6 years ago

    Wonder if Sousa would have gotten a kick out of Monty Python using his Liberty Bell March as their theme music?

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    chireef GC Insider over 6 years ago

    spam, spam, spam, …spam, spam, spam, spam

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    jpsomebody  over 6 years ago

    @PopeyesforearmFrom yesterday.

    By changing the language of my keyboard to spanish and then hold the ctrl key while pressing the symbol

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    jpsomebody  over 6 years ago

    Where is the guy at the piano?

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    jozzeke  over 6 years ago

    Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more.

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    Hugh B. Hayve  over 6 years ago

    Where can I download the “16 Ton Weight” app? If I get attacked by someone with a bunch of loganberries I want to be prepared.

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    clivia grana GC Insider over 6 years ago

    we’re all individuals……

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    goalgo  over 6 years ago

    why is this in my in box? its Spam

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    Sisyphos  over 6 years ago

    Smashing! Spilled coffee trope! A tribute to the brilliance of Terry Gilliam and Monty Python’s Flying Circus!

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    SusanSunshine GC Insider over 6 years ago

    ananomoose and Popeye —

    Very enterprising…. but…. um….. you might find it faster to just use alt codes.

    Hold down the alt key and type 168 on the numeric keypad only , not the numbers above the letters, release the alt key, and you get ¿

    Alt and 173 is ¡.


    I happen to have those and a dozen or so more memorized from years of use — ♪ ♥ £ etc — but there are tons of online charts you can bookmark if you google “alt characters”.

    You can also use Character Map in Accessories on a Windows computer to copy and paste - but be aware that not every character will work here -- websites vary.

    And some alt codes do tricks — alt 14 should make a barred music note but instead it loses your comment. After a while you learn some of that.

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    jukeofurl  over 6 years ago

    Lousy Vikings!

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    Number Six  over 6 years ago

    “We used to dream of living in a corridor!”

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    emjaycee  over 6 years ago


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    Michael Rosser GC Insider over 6 years ago

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    cdward  over 6 years ago

    And by the way, I need that App!

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    chris_weaver  over 6 years ago

    Looks like Goat is now ‘pining for the fjords’.

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    cork  over 6 years ago

    I’m a lumberjack….

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    57-Don  over 6 years ago

    crunchy frog

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    hariseldon59  over 6 years ago

    Killer joke!

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    Lman GC Insider over 6 years ago


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    starkeyt62  over 6 years ago

    I’m not dead.

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    Thehag  over 6 years ago

    Rat could do the Fish Dance bucky from Get Fuzzy.And one of the crocs Brain Hurts.

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    tim the wizard  over 6 years ago

    lets not get all worried about oo killed oo.

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    madmike90  over 6 years ago

    brilliant! looks like pig sufferred barely a flesh wound!

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    pschearer GC Insider over 6 years ago

    I once attended an outdoor Fourth of July concert in which the Philadelphia Orchestra played Sousa’s Liberty Bell March. At the appropriate moment, several hundred audience members made that rude noise I’m never sure how to spell. Stupid programming on someone’s part, but hey, there’s a lot of ways to celebrate freedom.

    (Hi, SSS! You get more interesting all the time.)

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    shewith5  over 6 years ago

    No march playing, but I do have “every Little Sperm is Sacred” Goin’ round and round in my noggin

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    ninetoes  over 6 years ago

    But I don’t like Spam!

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    Kathy Freeman GC Insider over 6 years ago

    And now…..for something completely different….=^..^=

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    catqueen  over 6 years ago

    Do you mean an European or an African sparrow?

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    Redwall22  over 6 years ago

    I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

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    OldestandWisest  over 6 years ago

    I would have preferred the 16 ton weight.

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    finale  over 6 years ago

    “You nailed his little feet to the perch….”

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    orinoco womble  over 6 years ago

    That goat has ceased to be! It has shuffled off this mortal coil and joined the choir invisible! It is an EX-GOAT!!!

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    hariseldon59  over 6 years ago

    Next time Rat should just use the ‘Star Trek’ App and have Goat “beamed” away.

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    tahoeh2o  over 6 years ago

    Now maybe Pig can fly…

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    Tue Elung-Jensen  over 6 years ago

    if that exists I want it.

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    OilCanHarry  over 6 years ago

    Nothing to see here, folks. No Cleese for alarm. Move along.

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    johndifool  over 6 years ago

    “crunchy frog”

    More like Crunchy Goat…

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    Sherlock Watson  over 6 years ago


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    mmm_spam  over 6 years ago

    Best use ever of a Bronzino Cupid’s foot.

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    KarlW2000  over 6 years ago

    What do you think of it so far?

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    Snoopy_Fan  over 6 years ago

    And this is where Pastis introduces the killer rabbit…

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    Chibi-robo64  over 6 years ago

    Psst… guys. Time to RUN!

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    tigre1  over 6 years ago

    And this time Pig, meet the other white meat, you turkey.

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    metropolitan gnome  over 6 years ago

    “this was a PBS program: your computer will now explode.”

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    Gokie5  over 6 years ago

    d’ D’ d’ dah dah dah DAH dah dah dah d’ D’ d’ dah dah dah DAH dahhh dahhh . . .

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    tegm  over 6 years ago

    Monty Python’s flying cir-cus~~~~

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    Number Three (Free Afficionado)  over 6 years ago

    Wow, Pig looks amazing.

    LOL xxx

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    Keno21  over 6 years ago

    Goat needs to lob the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch at Rat, who, being naughty in my eyes, shall snuff-it.

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    bossyheifer GC Insider over 6 years ago

    And there was much rejoicing! yeeeeeeaaaa

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    Popeyesforearm  over 6 years ago

    Goat’s been turned into Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam..

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    bmonk  over 6 years ago

    Hahahah! I’m just wondering where Pig’s banner is to haul across the screen.

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    aircraft-engineer  over 6 years ago

    and now for something completely different…

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    Alms4Thorby  over 6 years ago

    I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok, I sleep all night; I work all day.

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    pnorman1 GC Insider over 6 years ago

    Also known as the Bilabial fricative. Thank you George Carlin.

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    SusanSunshine GC Insider over 6 years ago

    Hi Schearer! (If you ever get back here to see this…) Been wondering where you went.

    And here I thought I was boring everybody silly :)

    (If you can’t be silly ONE way, try another, I always say.)

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    SusanSunshine GC Insider over 6 years ago

    As to the alt characters — Harry, anonamoose et all -

    The VERY fastest and easiest way, if you only need a few, is still the keyboard. Alt 130 - boom! -- é, and there you go.

    But sure, once you go beyond characters you know by heart, there are tons of ways and places to get them for pasting.

    I have several charts bookmarked, both HTML AND alt chars, and can get some rather quickly from character map cos now I know where to look.

    Mostly, in fact, I started a blank Word document called Symbols.doc and pasted in the ones I need most often.

    I have quick access to it because I use Windows 7, with Word pinned to the taskbar and “Symbols” pinned to the right-click menu.

    If I really need a ☠ or a ♕ I just open that.

    Even faster is my unicode text version, but I can’t keep the font of an individual wordpad file (.txt) large enough for my eyesight.

    Everybody will find the most comfortable way for himself.

    (yeah yeah or “herself”. Grammar is grammar, folks.)

    Just didn’t go into all that cos I figured I already posted too much………

    …..sigh…. and this doesn’t counter that feeling……

    And Night-Gaunt — funny, I’ve always liked that word too.

    And “nevertheless”, which I use more often….

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    Ginrummy33  over 6 years ago

    It’s always bloody loupins!

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    simpsonfan2  over 6 years ago

    Mr. Arthur ‘Two Sheds’ Jackson.

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    soupygeorge GC Insider over 6 years ago

    Stop that! It’s silly!

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    x_Tech GC Insider over 6 years ago

    C: Well, I was, uh, sitting quietly, reading all these comments, and I suddenly came over all peckish.

    O: Peckish, sir?

    C: Esuriant.

    O: Eh?

    C: ’Ee I were all ’ungry-like!

    O: Ah, hungry!

    C: In a nutshell. And I thought to myself, ‘a little fermented curd will do the trick’, so, I curtailed my Walpoling activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles!

    O: Come again?

    C: I want to buy some cheese.

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    SMSM  over 6 years ago

    Classic PBS

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    A.Ficionada  over 6 years ago

    “The larch.”!!!

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    codedaddy  over 6 years ago

    Today’s logorrhea is more than excessive. At least 80% of the comments could have been skipped to reader advantage.

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    firedome  over 6 years ago

    isn’t it odd that a british comedy troupe would use as their show’s theme something having to do with the liberty bell?

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    theLydMonster22  over 6 years ago

    Nudge nudge know what I mean? SAY NO MORE!!!!!

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    JoeStrike  over 6 years ago

    Okay if we can put the MP quotes aside for a second…

    I don’t know if Pastis or any of you folks are aware of this, but there is a kink out there for something called “crush videos” that are exactly what it sounds like – close-ups of a shoe (I think a woman’s shoe, never seen one of these myself – honest!) squishing a small animal. If you’re really curious Wikipedia can enlighten you:

    I’m sure (I hope) this strip isn’t a subterranean reference to that sort of stuff!

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    tormie  over 6 years ago

    shouldn’t that’ve been a farting sound?

    And for some reason, I’m embarrassed to know that…

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    killacowinWA  over 6 years ago

    Based on the number of comments, ‘Pearls’ and Monty Python must have very similar appeals.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 6 years ago

    So where’s “TheSpanishInquisition”? I was expecting him today…

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    texansdave  about 6 years ago

    Bring out your dead.

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    CosmoFan47  about 3 years ago

    And Karl Marx said he was offside!

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