Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. rf_eq

    rf_eq said, over 1 year ago

    but then all the texts would be pointless

  2. formally known as doc white

    formally known as doc white said, over 1 year ago

    @rf_eq

    Arn’t they pointless anyway to someone over 16?

  3. Destiny23

    Destiny23 said, over 1 year ago

    But EVERYTHING they say is SOOOO exciting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Richard S. Russell

    Richard S. Russell said, over 1 year ago

    But, y’know, there are whole lots of leftover “)”s from all the asides where people started out with a “(” but forgot to finish it off by dropping the other shoe. Maybe some of THEM can be repurposed as “!”s. (Or maybe we can get some Spanish speakers to flip a few "¡"s for us.)

  5. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 1 year ago

    “Comic strip superstar,” eh, Rat? Is that your honest self-appraisal?
    Here: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. thatnicecollegeguy

    thatnicecollegeguy said, over 1 year ago

    I wonder what texting is like in Arabic. Or Japanese, that’s a cool one.

  7. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, over 1 year ago

    Rat: what you are is a demagogue. . ..

  8. doublepaw

    doublepaw said, over 1 year ago

    Rat would be in more trouble if they used all the #&*%$ words.

  9. StelBel

    StelBel said, over 1 year ago

    I know that I’ve used more than my fair share of exclamation points today, and it’s only 6:50 a.m.!!!!!

  10. Rooster17780

    Rooster17780 said, over 1 year ago

    RATS RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. finkd

    finkd said, over 1 year ago

    @rf_eq

    , he exclaimed.

  12. masterskrain

    masterskrain said, over 1 year ago

    Ah yes, Rat, a legend in his own mind!
    B.T.W. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. masterskrain

    masterskrain said, over 1 year ago

    You all know that this is going to get TOTALLY out of hand by the end of the day, right?

  14. yatman

    yatman said, over 1 year ago

    lol and :) are endangered too.

  15. What Shenanigans

    What Shenanigans said, over 1 year ago

    That’s why I often substitute “1” or “eleven” in my use of multiple exclamation points.

    Just doing my own little part to help the grammar ecology.

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