Matt Bors by Matt Bors

Matt Bors

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  1. dtroutma

    dtroutma GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    All those waiting for 2,000 years for him to come back, should check out more bus stops for him?

  2. Clark  Kent

    Clark Kent said, almost 2 years ago

    He takes the #3 King drive bus in Chicago
    and the #30 Wisconsin ave bus in Milwaukee.
    ………………………………………………….
    Actually, the whole thing is a fairy tale, a big lie.

  3. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Christmas shopping is the way to a life of poverty. It’s not a lie if you believe it. Our whole world is a living miracle of faith, falsehoods made true by the adherence of believers. Everything is fine otherwise though!

  4. omQ Release the Desaparecidos

    omQ Release the Desaparecidos said, almost 2 years ago

    @BrassOrchid

    ‘Christmas shopping is the way to a life of poverty.’
    Yep, because folks buy on the never-never.

  5. Chillbilly

    Chillbilly said, almost 2 years ago

    Jesus won the war on the Yuletide and now Wal-Mart wants it back.

  6. Jase99

    Jase99 said, almost 2 years ago

    Our whole world is a living miracle of faith, falsehoods made true by the adherence of believers. Everything is fine otherwise though!

    I’m going to assume you’re being facetious. Otherwise I’d have to remind you of all the tens of millions of people who were tortured, murdered, or otherwise subjugated over the last 1000 years under the guise of Christianity.

  7. Respectful Troll

    Respectful Troll said, almost 2 years ago

    Time for Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude.
    This cartoon is sarcasm of the highest order and yet, it is another example of how Christians can tolerate such comments as this one while the same cartoon showing Mohammend would cause rioting in Islamic communities.. And from my reading, when Jesus did go into a ‘market’ and saw the deals, he chased the merchants and moneychangers out of the temple that had been turned over to more secular activities. I don’t think Mr. Bors is being very accurate here.
    Respectfully,
    & Happy Holidayze,
    C.

  8. Ennui_rudy Rutherford

    Ennui_rudy Rutherford said, almost 2 years ago

    That’s the problem; we atheists have no saints.

  9. NeoconMan

    NeoconMan said, almost 2 years ago

    @1opinion

    And in addition to that, Jesus was saying that if a man slaps you on your left cheek, turn your right cheek and right side of your body to him to disquise your drawing of your sword, and then disembowl the SOB. Jesus was teaching self defense here.

  10. Rockngolfer

    Rockngolfer said, almost 2 years ago

    He came back in The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe.
    (Douglas Adams book)

  11. walruscarver2000

    walruscarver2000 said, almost 2 years ago

    @Clark Kent

    What the hell is the matter with you? Telling those kinds of lies??? You know damn well the #30 bus doesn’t go near Wisconsin Avenue!!

  12. Stipple

    Stipple said, almost 2 years ago

    @1opinion

    Now I am confused.
    The other day the explanation of ‘camel through the eye of the needle’ was explained as ‘rope’ and ‘camel’ being mixed up.
    A previous explanation had ‘needle’ and ‘doorway’ mixed up.
    .
    Are all thes ‘mistranslations’ being made up?
    Please do not reply using magic interpretations, I am puzzled by the real conflict of differing translations.

  13. ahab

    ahab GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    @1opinion

    Very interesting! Thanks 1opinion!

  14. ahab

    ahab GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    @NeoconMan

    Wasn’t he using a fish, or a loaf of bread to do that! A nice snack after a slaying, I always say!

  15. ahab

    ahab GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    @NeoconMan

    You get to digest while observing his digestive track!

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