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Nov 26, 2012
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Jesus: I have RETURNED, MY FOLLOWERS. 
Thomas: JESUS! 
Thomas: B-but I saw you die! 
Jesus: Are you doubting me, Thomas? 
Does this look like a joke? 
Thomas: No sir. 
Jesus: Good. Now get out there and honor my life by SHOPPING. 
Thomas: But you said to live a life of poverty. 
Jesus: I did, I did. But then I saw THE DEALS!
Dec 4, 2012
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