Matt Bors by Matt Bors

Matt Bors


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  1. dtroutma

    dtroutma GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    All those waiting for 2,000 years for him to come back, should check out more bus stops for him?

  2. Clark  Kent

    Clark Kent said, over 1 year ago

    He takes the #3 King drive bus in Chicago
    and the #30 Wisconsin ave bus in Milwaukee.
    Actually, the whole thing is a fairy tale, a big lie.

  3. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Christmas shopping is the way to a life of poverty. It’s not a lie if you believe it. Our whole world is a living miracle of faith, falsehoods made true by the adherence of believers. Everything is fine otherwise though!

  4. omQ Release the Desaparecidos

    omQ Release the Desaparecidos said, over 1 year ago


    ‘Christmas shopping is the way to a life of poverty.’
    Yep, because folks buy on the never-never.

  5. Chillbilly

    Chillbilly said, over 1 year ago

    Jesus won the war on the Yuletide and now Wal-Mart wants it back.

  6. Jase99

    Jase99 said, over 1 year ago

    Our whole world is a living miracle of faith, falsehoods made true by the adherence of believers. Everything is fine otherwise though!

    I’m going to assume you’re being facetious. Otherwise I’d have to remind you of all the tens of millions of people who were tortured, murdered, or otherwise subjugated over the last 1000 years under the guise of Christianity.

  7. Respectful Troll

    Respectful Troll said, over 1 year ago

    Time for Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude.
    This cartoon is sarcasm of the highest order and yet, it is another example of how Christians can tolerate such comments as this one while the same cartoon showing Mohammend would cause rioting in Islamic communities.. And from my reading, when Jesus did go into a ‘market’ and saw the deals, he chased the merchants and moneychangers out of the temple that had been turned over to more secular activities. I don’t think Mr. Bors is being very accurate here.
    & Happy Holidayze,

  8. Ennui_rudy Rutherford

    Ennui_rudy Rutherford said, over 1 year ago

    That’s the problem; we atheists have no saints.

  9. 1opinion

    1opinion said, over 1 year ago


    “Just because somebody tries to follow Jesus doesn’t mean they are not a sinner. What did Jesus teach? “If somebody smites you upon the cheek, turn to him the other.””
    Do you have any idea what Jesus was teaching? I read so much misinterpretation from those using their own experience, not knowing the historical perspective. Which contributes to so many failing when taking biblical history tests.
    source example:

    ‘A literal interpretation of the passages, in which the command refers specifically to a manual strike against the side of a person’s face, can be supported by reference to historical and other factors.2 At the time of Jesus, striking someone deemed to be of a lower class with the back of the hand was used to assert authority and dominance.3 If the persecuted person “turned the other cheek,” the discipliner was faced with a dilemma. The left hand was used for unclean purposes, so a back-hand strike on the opposite cheek would not be performed.4 The other alternative would be a slap with the open hand as a challenge or to punch the person, but this was seen as a statement of equality. Thus, by turning the other cheek the persecuted was in effect demanding equality. By handing over one’s cloak in addition to one’s tunic, the debtor has essentially given the shirt off his back, a situation directly forbidden by Hebrew Law as stated in Deuteronomy. ’

  10. NeoconMan

    NeoconMan said, over 1 year ago


    And in addition to that, Jesus was saying that if a man slaps you on your left cheek, turn your right cheek and right side of your body to him to disquise your drawing of your sword, and then disembowl the SOB. Jesus was teaching self defense here.

  11. Rockngolfer

    Rockngolfer said, over 1 year ago

    He came back in The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe.
    (Douglas Adams book)

  12. walruscarver2000

    walruscarver2000 said, over 1 year ago

    @Clark Kent

    What the hell is the matter with you? Telling those kinds of lies??? You know damn well the #30 bus doesn’t go near Wisconsin Avenue!!

  13. Stipple

    Stipple said, over 1 year ago


    Now I am confused.
    The other day the explanation of ‘camel through the eye of the needle’ was explained as ‘rope’ and ‘camel’ being mixed up.
    A previous explanation had ‘needle’ and ‘doorway’ mixed up.
    Are all thes ‘mistranslations’ being made up?
    Please do not reply using magic interpretations, I am puzzled by the real conflict of differing translations.

  14. runar

    runar said, over 1 year ago


    The #30 takes Wisconsin Avenue from Van Buren/Jackson Streets all the way to 35th Street. In fact, the #30 bus is called the Sherman-Wisconsin route.

  15. Molon Labe

    Molon Labe said, over 1 year ago

    Mr. Bors,

    When you appear at the great white throne judgment seat, don’t bother to bring a sweater. You won’t need one where you are going.

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