Matt Bors for November 28, 2012
Transcript:
Jesus: I have RETURNED, MY FOLLOWERS. Thomas: JESUS! Thomas: B-but I saw you die! Jesus: Are you doubting me, Thomas? Does this look like a joke? Thomas: No sir. Jesus: Good. Now get out there and honor my life by SHOPPING. Thomas: But you said to live a life of poverty. Jesus: I did, I did. But then I saw THE DEALS!
Dtroutma over 11 years ago
All those waiting for 2,000 years for him to come back, should check out more bus stops for him?
Chillbilly over 11 years ago
Jesus won the war on the Yuletide and now Wal-Mart wants it back.
Jason Allen over 11 years ago
Our whole world is a living miracle of faith, falsehoods made true by the adherence of believers. Everything is fine otherwise though!I’m going to assume you’re being facetious. Otherwise I’d have to remind you of all the tens of millions of people who were tortured, murdered, or otherwise subjugated over the last 1000 years under the guise of Christianity.
chazandru over 11 years ago
Time for Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude.This cartoon is sarcasm of the highest order and yet, it is another example of how Christians can tolerate such comments as this one while the same cartoon showing Mohammend would cause rioting in Islamic communities.. And from my reading, when Jesus did go into a ‘market’ and saw the deals, he chased the merchants and moneychangers out of the temple that had been turned over to more secular activities. I don’t think Mr. Bors is being very accurate here.Respectfully,& Happy Holidayze,C.
ennui_rudy over 11 years ago
That’s the problem; we atheists have no saints.
rockngolfer over 11 years ago
He came back in The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe.(Douglas Adams book)
walruscarver2000 over 11 years ago
What the hell is the matter with you? Telling those kinds of lies??? You know damn well the #30 bus doesn’t go near Wisconsin Avenue!!
pirate227 over 11 years ago
It’s called Winter Solstice, enjoy.
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Don’t read the beginning of Genesis.^^You mean the part that says “Once upon a time…”? ;)
Rottiluv over 11 years ago
Oh, and for the Christians on here…..
Jesus told the people he forgave to go and sin no more (John 5:14, John 8:11) .Hebrews 10 makes it pretty clear that if you sin after accepting Jesus in your life you’re pretty much screwed (26)For if we sin wilfully after that we have received the knowledge of the truth, there remaineth no more sacrifice for sins .and then there’s that pesky John 3, the whole chapter is good, but can be summed up with verse 9 Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God..But as I was told all my life, the Bible doesn’t mean what it says and doesn’t say what it means.
Dberrymanal1 over 11 years ago
As a Christian, I find this offensive! But we are the only ones in which it is politically correct to offen!
OmqR-IV.0 over 11 years ago
ha!
hippogriff over 11 years ago
Does this represent more tolerance for religious satire than Islamic countries? Or more apathy?