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From recession woes to social networking, Matt Bors’ cartoons dissect and satirize the ways of the world to make readers think and laugh about the real issues affecting them.
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Radish
said, 6 months ago
The more bread you have the less $#!* you have to eat.
BrassOrchid
said, 6 months ago
It’s a fiscal Chappaquiddick. We’re just along for the ride.
mikefive said, 6 months ago
@Radish
That made me chuckle.
Respectful Troll said, 6 months ago
Nice bipartisan cartoon. The Media is dramatizing, the President is presenting his side, the GOP is presenting their side, and all of us are waiting to see what they intend to make us swallow.
And I thought tofu was bad. /sigh
Respectfully,
C.
note- since my wife is striving to be vegan for health reasons, I’ve learned to make some great tofu meals, but…
it’s not rib eye, or bbq chicken over a nice charcoal grill.
Happy Holidayze,
C.
masterskrain said, 6 months ago
And Mitch McConnell SURE knows all about turtles! After all, he IS one!
Nos Nevets said, 6 months ago
@Mark
that was supposed to be 50- to 100,000,000.
Which is 5-10% of a billion.
As for 100,000,000 Christians in America: I was attempting to distinquish between cultural or nominal Christians vs. the level of commitment to one’s religion necessary to be bold enough to proclaim allegience to it in China. (You can lump Christians, Mong Muslims, Falun Gong, etc. in that need for depth of commitment).
I doubt if we have 100,000,000 such in USA.
I wonder how I’d handle persecution.
walruscarver2000 said, 6 months ago
If you go over the cliff, your dead and your worries are over. If you don’t you got that roomful of elephant to eat along with a nice turtle soup.
ossiningaling said, 6 months ago
Turtle soup. Yummm.
Rockngolfer said, 6 months ago
“It’s 4 am for our economy and Lindsay Lohan is behind the wheel.” -Jay Leno
MortyForTyrant said, 6 months ago
Now is the time to make money. I would come out with several books immediately. Titles: “101 new roach recipes”, “Knitting your child’s clothing from used dental floss” and “The economic apocalypse – How to get rich from everybody else getting poor”. The last one might be tricky to sell because the title somehow gives the trick away…
walruscarver2000 said, 6 months ago
@MortyForTyrant
Sounds like your on your way to becoming a “Job Creator”. Making money by having others produce crap.
dtroutma
said, 6 months ago
Republicans ARE out to serve that sandwich, on toast.
Jeddidyah said, 6 months ago
Ah yes the (faux) nightmare before Christmas.
onguard said, 6 months ago
Dem Lib will Tax and they will Spend…..It’s what they do…If they do otherwise, they will implode.
ansonia
said, 6 months ago
@Rockngolfer
Thanks for the laugh. :-)