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Nov 28, 2012
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News Anchor: We're going right over the FISCAL CLIFF!!
Into the economic pit of oblivion! 
President Barack Obama: We can't KICK the CAN down the road, raise the DEBT CEILING and tackle the ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM: the Bush tax cuts. 
Pundit #1: Not without BELT TIGHTENING! Our world is balanced on the back of a giant turtle of DEBT! 
Pundit #2: It's debt turtles all the way down. 
DEBT
DEBT
Man: Where does this metaphorical gibberish end? 
Woman: With us eating a $#!* sandwich.
Dec 5, 2012
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