Lisa Benson by Lisa Benson

Lisa Benson

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  1. exoticdoc2

    exoticdoc2 said, over 1 year ago

    …and you’ll lose what was once your base.

  2. ConserveGov

    ConserveGov said, over 1 year ago

    Of course the media(which is about 90% liberal) wants everybody to be government-dependent, loony left voters.

  3. braindead08

    braindead08 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Another part of the rebranding process — unless, of course, that spells ‘chance’.

  4. wmconelly

    wmconelly said, over 1 year ago

    Okay. What sort of clear-eyed admission will any Neo-Con Master of War have to make if he or she ever wants to be RE-considered as a political thinker? How ‘bout that Honest Men — as opposed to corporate raiders — would have pulled out of The Iraq War when it was clear there were NO weapons of mass destruction. WMD’s were what the military went in for; WMD’s provided the motive for war our voters supported.
    When honest men are WRONG, they admit it get themselves RIGHT. Bush and the Cons SHOULD have turned around the tanks six weeks in; they should have called off the raids, apologized for a gross error and pulled OUT. They’d still have serviceable reputations now.
    Saddam and the bloodiest of his aiders and abetters could have been pulled along, handed over to the international courts and faced war crimes trials. They’d have been convicted. Too bad the Corporate Raiders had THEIR way. The Raiders took a ton of money — ten times twenty tons of money — skimmed away their ‘share’ and charged everything on the American National Credit Card. And Dick Cheney says he’d do it all again, not CHANGE a think, Lisa. I personally cannot wait to vote against him and his Rush Glen Gold Fox Standard News ‘people’ again.

  5. Kylie2112

    Kylie2112 said, over 1 year ago

    The Republicans aren’t trying to figure out why they’re losing elections on a national level, they’re just trying to rephrase everything so it doesn’t sound as dumb as it did in ’12.

  6. TheTrustedMechanic

    TheTrustedMechanic GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    I don’t think people as a whole want a handout or “free stuff,” I think they want opportunity, opportunity for the American dream, still. That dream where you work hard, do your job well and you get rewarded and better yourself. Where you can work hard and elevate yourself and your family to a better standard of living. What the republicans and their ilk want is opportunity too. The opportunity to exploit the worker, take credit for others’ achievements and make themselves richer all the while sticking the worker and working classes with the bill. No accountability, just greed, increased wealth and someone else to blame and pay for it all. And I don’t see the republicans changing anytime soon, despite how much talk they put forth. All talk is is hot air, and that’s all the republicans have. Sure they trot out their tokens, but deep down all those guys are good for is window dressing to get the ill- and un-informed into the store. Once they get the suckers in the store they have the power again, and then we will see the true colors of the republicans has not changed, will not change.

  7. TheTrustedMechanic

    TheTrustedMechanic GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago


    Making up your own statistics again I see.

  8. TheTrustedMechanic

    TheTrustedMechanic GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago


    You are right, that does look a lot like a fancy “C” as opposed to a “g” When it comes to change, you notice that “chance” is on a creature oft referred to as “Fat?” Being from Lisa Benson, a right-wing apologist and partisan mouthpiece I am sure this isn’t an editorial against the republicans. But are we able to view the real “change” within the republicans as a “fat chance.”

  9. lonecat

    lonecat said, over 1 year ago

    The Republicans can Hope, but they can’t Change.

  10. DesultoryPhillipic

    DesultoryPhillipic said, over 1 year ago


    “Never confuse progress with good.”

  11. ronald rini

    ronald rini GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    yes they can we can make women sluts like the kennedys and bill did. we can dump any morals and sit on our butt and let someone support us till they have to move the company out of the county so they can make a living

  12. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Unfortunately, much like a tattoo, the change is only skin-deep. The Republicans will never again get my vote until they drop the idiots, the crazies and the irrational haters and start supporting sane candidates again.

  13. Bruce4671

    Bruce4671 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago


    While I agree with your assessment of what people want, your vision is flawed. You have divided regular people along the lines of our idiot politicians and have fallen into a trap.

    First, how do you achieve the American Dream and what exactly does that entail? Yes it includes hard work. Who will give you get this job at which you will work hard? A democrat? A republican? NO it will be a fellow citizen politics be damned. Will that person be wealthy? Probably, and yes that person is living the dream. He owns a business, he employees others, he makes a product or provides a service to others, has a home that maybe he owns, owns transportation has a family yep living the dream. Can you do all that on a government safety net program?

    No, you should be railing against the banks and the fed right now. The fed is pushing money into the economy supposedly to supply funds for job creation. Right. The money is being used to boost the stock market and to further enrich the “investor” class. Not jobs. Money for nothing and your chicks….

    OH you can vilify the rest of us who think that perhaps a budget and spending less than you make is a good idea, but politics and political spending programs do not produce long term high paying jobs (well unless you are a politician). If they did then we would be a full employment today and every person would be living the dream.

  14. D PB

    D PB said, over 1 year ago


    Now Bruce, you stop that rational thinking and trying to enlighten GoodWrench.

    No, he would much rather spout his demagoguery and racist rant (really, token? you are an unrepentant racist).

    Anything broaching rational and informed argument or debate is not his style.

    Your post is well done though.


  15. Bruce4671

    Bruce4671 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago


    Can you detail where the last stimulus funds went?

    I agree that even welfare and unemployment maintain a certain amount of cash flow in the economy. And yes, you need to employee people to meet the needs of that segment of the population.

    The maintenance and construction of infrastructure (roads and bridges) is a task of local government, then state government and those efforts are "subsidized " by the federal agency controlling the trust fund fed by gasoline and road taxes.

    Money spent by military families “in the local area” are as vital to the economy as are our “safety net” programs.

    You said: " Too many companies have outsourced / offshored their jobs or just cut their employee ranks to the bone."

    Why do they do this? Could it be to avoid higher taxes or forced benefits through government regulations?

    Tax cuts are great but really the corporations and the mega wealthy don’t need them. But tell me, if the government wrote a code that cut your tax liability in half would you take advantage of it?

    Again, can you DETAIL where stimulus funds went?

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