The Duplex by Glenn McCoy
The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise
Do you like penguins, unicorns, puppies and rainbows? Then don't read EEK! EEK! has nothing to do with that junk. But if you like cadavers, mutants, chainsaws, zombies, cockroaches, telemarketers and other vermin, you've come to the right place.
Caution: EEK! is highly flammable. Keep away from heat, sparks, or open flame. Use only with adequate ventilation. Prolonged exposure may produce bulging eyes, decreased night vision, dizziness, confusion, atypical facial pain, personality changes, itching without a rash, splotchy complexion, excessive thirst, insomnia, and bloating. EEK! is known to cause insanity in laboratory rats.
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pcolli said, 3 months ago
Then buy your own tent and you won’t have to.
Sisyphos said, 3 months ago
But toasted marshmallow good!
Coyoty
said, 3 months ago
Well, do you think you can make a better fire? Then stop complaining.
pcolli said, 3 months ago
“Fire bad but warmth quite pleasant. When we roast chipmunks?”
emptc12 said, 3 months ago
One of his important body parts belonged to a fireman and firefighter training kicks in. In such cases he reaches for the nearest hose. A social faux pas at barbecues! I guess he can be known as a firefrighter.