The Duplex by Glenn McCoy
The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise
Do you like penguins, unicorns, puppies and rainbows? Then don't read EEK! EEK! has nothing to do with that junk. But if you like cadavers, mutants, chainsaws, zombies, cockroaches, telemarketers and other vermin, you've come to the right place.
Caution: EEK! is highly flammable. Keep away from heat, sparks, or open flame. Use only with adequate ventilation. Prolonged exposure may produce bulging eyes, decreased night vision, dizziness, confusion, atypical facial pain, personality changes, itching without a rash, splotchy complexion, excessive thirst, insomnia, and bloating. EEK! is known to cause insanity in laboratory rats.
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Sisyphos said, 3 months ago
Would his stock saying then be “My bedbug rash is itching”?
pcolli said, 3 months ago
Look out for radioactive head lice!
emptc12 said, 3 months ago
If that was the case, there would have been whole bunch of weird super heroes that emerged from Chernobyl. And who’s to say, not? Conspiracy!
oldman2013 said, 3 months ago
they glow in the dark makes them easy to find
Coyoty
said, 3 months ago
Bedbug-Man, Bedbug-Man, does whatever a bedbug can!
Hides in cracks, any size, leaves a rash on your thighs!
Look out! Here comes the Bedbug-Man!
Night-Gaunt49 said, 3 months ago
Left out the sucking blood part.
Empress of Evil said, 3 months ago
Aaaannnd thank God he wasn’t…
Empress of Evil said, 3 months ago
@emptc12
Yup, I can just see it.