The Duplex by Glenn McCoy
The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise
Do you like penguins, unicorns, puppies and rainbows? Then don't read EEK! EEK! has nothing to do with that junk. But if you like cadavers, mutants, chainsaws, zombies, cockroaches, telemarketers and other vermin, you've come to the right place.
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Sisyphos said, 3 months ago
Alas, poor Larry! You’ve drained him well!
pcolli said, 3 months ago
Larry’s not looking too well, is he?
PICTO said, 3 months ago
Perhaps a nice Sangria…
jimmyh43105
said, 3 months ago
Be careful if your name is Zinfandel.
detourjones said, 3 months ago
Larry was a very good year.
Coyoty
said, 3 months ago
“Sir, BYOB does not mean Bring Your Own Body…”
Night-Gaunt49 said, 3 months ago
Merlot, doesn’t have something to do with its color of blood?
ujean said, 3 months ago
@Night-Gaunt49
Courtesy of Wikipedia: Merlot is a darkly blue-coloured wine grape, that is used as both a blending grape and for varietal wines. The name Merlot is thought to derive from the Old French word for young blackbird, merlot, a diminutive of merle, the blackbird.