The Duplex by Glenn McCoy
The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise
Do you like penguins, unicorns, puppies and rainbows? Then don't read EEK! EEK! has nothing to do with that junk. But if you like cadavers, mutants, chainsaws, zombies, cockroaches, telemarketers and other vermin, you've come to the right place.
Caution: EEK! is highly flammable. Keep away from heat, sparks, or open flame. Use only with adequate ventilation. Prolonged exposure may produce bulging eyes, decreased night vision, dizziness, confusion, atypical facial pain, personality changes, itching without a rash, splotchy complexion, excessive thirst, insomnia, and bloating. EEK! is known to cause insanity in laboratory rats.
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pcolli said, 4 months ago
Now you’ve ruined the surprise. Silly witch.
germanvisitor said, 4 months ago
Tastes familiar.
Coyoty
said, 4 months ago
She used plenty of breadcrumbs.
PICTO said, 4 months ago
You can have a bite of the house for dessert if you just try a little.
kaecispop said, 4 months ago
Creepy. You’ve just combined incest to cannablism
starlilies said, 4 months ago
Should be sweet. Little girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice… ;)
Sisyphos said, 4 months ago
Hey, go for it, Hansel! The first imperative is self-preservation (you’ve heard of the Donner Party, haven’t you?). You can deal with that witch later….
Night-Gaunt49 said, 4 months ago
Witches stoop being human, in the fairy tales so they aren’t being cannibals eating children. Tender and juicy.
oldman2013 said, 4 months ago
don’t forget the crackers