The Duplex by Glenn McCoy
The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise
Do you like penguins, unicorns, puppies and rainbows? Then don't read EEK! EEK! has nothing to do with that junk. But if you like cadavers, mutants, chainsaws, zombies, cockroaches, telemarketers and other vermin, you've come to the right place.
Caution: EEK! is highly flammable. Keep away from heat, sparks, or open flame. Use only with adequate ventilation. Prolonged exposure may produce bulging eyes, decreased night vision, dizziness, confusion, atypical facial pain, personality changes, itching without a rash, splotchy complexion, excessive thirst, insomnia, and bloating. EEK! is known to cause insanity in laboratory rats.
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pcolli said, 3 months ago
At least he’s not flaming.
Sisyphos said, 3 months ago
Pot calls kettle “black”?
Coyoty
said, 3 months ago
And Johnny should have that burning taken care of. And Ben’s got that thing…
GoodQuestion
said, 3 months ago
Aw, their making a monster out of a mole man . . . ☻
peachguy said, 3 months ago
Ouch, that burns. Torch better get out of there. He’s sucking all the oxygen out of the room!
Night-Gaunt49 said, 3 months ago
The human Torch can burn that right off there Mole Man.