The Duplex by Glenn McCoy
The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise
Do you like penguins, unicorns, puppies and rainbows? Then don't read EEK! EEK! has nothing to do with that junk. But if you like cadavers, mutants, chainsaws, zombies, cockroaches, telemarketers and other vermin, you've come to the right place.
Caution: EEK! is highly flammable. Keep away from heat, sparks, or open flame. Use only with adequate ventilation. Prolonged exposure may produce bulging eyes, decreased night vision, dizziness, confusion, atypical facial pain, personality changes, itching without a rash, splotchy complexion, excessive thirst, insomnia, and bloating. EEK! is known to cause insanity in laboratory rats.
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win said, 4 months ago
She is the bane of his existence.
pcolli said, 4 months ago
Is that mouth where he parks his plane?
Sisyphos said, 4 months ago
Arrgh! The wife always gets in the way when a wolf makes his move on a hottie.
GoodQuestion
said, 4 months ago
could be mistaken for Ginsberg when he howls . . . ☻
oldman2013 said, 4 months ago
a chia pet maybe?
peachyanddanny
said, 4 months ago
Chupacabra maybe.
Bobzilla said, 4 months ago
I like the “horse doovers” with the frilly toothpicks.