The Duplex by Glenn McCoy
The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise
Do you like penguins, unicorns, puppies and rainbows? Then don't read EEK! EEK! has nothing to do with that junk. But if you like cadavers, mutants, chainsaws, zombies, cockroaches, telemarketers and other vermin, you've come to the right place.
Caution: EEK! is highly flammable. Keep away from heat, sparks, or open flame. Use only with adequate ventilation. Prolonged exposure may produce bulging eyes, decreased night vision, dizziness, confusion, atypical facial pain, personality changes, itching without a rash, splotchy complexion, excessive thirst, insomnia, and bloating. EEK! is known to cause insanity in laboratory rats.
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Comments (6) (Please sign in to comment)
margueritem
said, 3 months ago
Open that box very slowly…
Coyoty
said, 3 months ago
Could be worse. Could by the Lonely Island version.
germanvisitor said, 3 months ago
Isn’t that so romaaantic?
The Reader
said, 3 months ago
Edgar Allen Poe the Third?
Sisyphos said, 3 months ago
Aww! Doc is SO thoughtful!
Be still, my beating heart!
Night-Gaunt49 said, 3 months ago
He is a surgeon collector.