The Duplex by Glenn McCoy
The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise
Do you like penguins, unicorns, puppies and rainbows? Then don't read EEK! EEK! has nothing to do with that junk. But if you like cadavers, mutants, chainsaws, zombies, cockroaches, telemarketers and other vermin, you've come to the right place.
Caution: EEK! is highly flammable. Keep away from heat, sparks, or open flame. Use only with adequate ventilation. Prolonged exposure may produce bulging eyes, decreased night vision, dizziness, confusion, atypical facial pain, personality changes, itching without a rash, splotchy complexion, excessive thirst, insomnia, and bloating. EEK! is known to cause insanity in laboratory rats.
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oldman2013 said, 5 months ago
in other words hamburger helper
Sisyphos said, 5 months ago
With a fine Béarnaise sauce it might be tolerable….
Drivel said, 5 months ago
Now, not all chemicals are bad. Try cooking with sodium alginate – you can have a ball.
Coyoty
said, 5 months ago
@Drivel
Or freezing with liquid nitrogen for the ice cream of the future!
pcolli said, 5 months ago
In other words; he poured it out of a packet and added hot water.
M2MM said, 5 months ago
@oldman2013
…of mashed fish sticks… :P
Bobzilla said, 5 months ago
With a shelf-life of infinity.