The Duplex by Glenn McCoy
The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise
Do you like penguins, unicorns, puppies and rainbows? Then don't read EEK! EEK! has nothing to do with that junk. But if you like cadavers, mutants, chainsaws, zombies, cockroaches, telemarketers and other vermin, you've come to the right place.
Caution: EEK! is highly flammable. Keep away from heat, sparks, or open flame. Use only with adequate ventilation. Prolonged exposure may produce bulging eyes, decreased night vision, dizziness, confusion, atypical facial pain, personality changes, itching without a rash, splotchy complexion, excessive thirst, insomnia, and bloating. EEK! is known to cause insanity in laboratory rats.
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Sisyphos said, 5 months ago
Errr, thanks Santa Claws, but I didn’t want anything this year! Really!
WytZox1 said, 5 months ago
Perhaps a photo of a kitty-cat in the litter box would be a fitting Xmas card; sandy claws! ☺ ba-dump-bump … ☺
Will Hays said, 5 months ago
This year the role of Krampus will be played by Wolverine
oldman2013 said, 5 months ago
wolfman jack is back?
Coyoty
said, 5 months ago
When Wolverine first got his claws, he wasn’t used to them and became an ex-man. Good thing he regenerates.
Hectoruno said, 5 months ago
Spider Man, Spider Man does whatever a spider can…Is he strong? “Listen Bub, I,m the best there is at what I do, but Spider Man is pretty good too.”
Night-Gaunt49 said, 5 months ago
Better than Santa Spider (from space) and their eternal war against the arachnophobe Santa Claus.
Reader said, 5 months ago
@Will Hays
Now that works!