Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 08, 2012
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Neighbor Bob, I hear you're getting married tomorrow. Neighbor: Yep. And to relax, I'm taking all my groomsmen to play a little golf for a little friendly wager. I could really use the cash. Pig: That's great! May the best man win! Neighbor: Why you rooting for him?
Templo S.U.D. almost 12 years ago
ouch; poor choice of words
margueritem almost 12 years ago
Pig forgot to skip wedding terms today.
SarahPlain almost 12 years ago
Ha! Ah, Pastis, you’re a punny man.
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Seinfeld: “I was the best man in a wedding recently, and I began thinking, ‘If I’m the best man, then why is she marrying him?’”
arye uygur almost 12 years ago
In the last panel “him” should have been emphasized for better effect.
arye uygur almost 12 years ago
@Snoopster(injured): How long will your cast be on? We’re rootin’ for ya that you’ll be able to salvage some part of your summer vacation.
ChrissyT almost 12 years ago
“Little friendly wager”? Better get some backup groomsmen, Bob.
Hillbillyman almost 12 years ago
Stephhan is very clever with the Puns.
knight1192a almost 12 years ago
Whoa, wait a minute. That was a Pig punchline and Neighbor Bob said it?
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
Oh, no! Now Pig is making puns, too (even if he didn’t realize it)! Pastis, what have you wrought? Surcease, I cry surcease!
eddie6192 almost 12 years ago
Pig is a punster, without even trying.
lisapaloma13 almost 12 years ago
Why you lef’ out “are”?
cdward almost 12 years ago
May be bettor man win.
the burser almost 12 years ago
no no NO!
ramblers almost 12 years ago
bada-bing
peabodyboy almost 12 years ago
As George Orwell says, “Pigs, people, like there’s a difference.”
Greg Murphy almost 12 years ago
That’s just sad…but of course I laughed. Steph shares my sick sense of humor!
finale almost 12 years ago
Looks like a couple of 3 watt light bulbs are having a meeting.
thyasyn almost 12 years ago
Where is rat when you need him to smack Pasties for a pun?
m.l. almost 12 years ago
tigre1 almost 12 years ago
Yeah, WHY is she marrying HIM?
The Hammer Premium Member almost 12 years ago
When the wedding’s at a nudist colony you can always tell who’s the best man!
Casey Southards almost 12 years ago
Lack of self-confidence there Bob?
Perkycat almost 12 years ago
Pigs root no matter what.
Perkycat almost 12 years ago
Why is it when I click next comic, it always skips over this one??? A message there?Great comic today – love it!
Stream of conscience almost 12 years ago
Better than the usual puns.
Number Three almost 12 years ago
Excellent strip!
LOL xxx
kylegann almost 12 years ago
That’s really silly. And it made me laugh for a long time.
Popeyesforearm almost 12 years ago
“Hey, Bob! What’d you do the day before your wedding?”Bob: “I hung out with a talking pig.”
Zebrails almost 12 years ago
UK: Groomsmen + Bride maid’s = no Best Man + no Maid of Honour…If this is the case, then Pig’s response is correct. and Neighbour Bob (secretly relative to Croc Bob) comment/famous last words is… duh! Not as bright as Pig’s 3 watt warm-loving light bulb.
Zebrails almost 12 years ago
Wait a minute… Bob said he’s taking them golfing… Far as I know, “I’m taking you golfing…” the one who takes is the one who pays for it.Bob seems a bit overconfident. Might want Tiger Woods to be his pinch-hitter… wait, no… Tiger has his balls in too many holes already!
bmonk almost 12 years ago
And the rest of his party has to groom the greens?
HaVoc over 3 years ago
A fourth panel could be of rat about to punch Stephan saying “say your prayers, punny boy”