Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 08, 2012
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Neighbor Bob, I hear you're getting married tomorrow. Neighbor: Yep. And to relax, I'm taking all my groomsmen to play a little golf for a little friendly wager. I could really use the cash. Pig: That's great! May the best man win! Neighbor: Why you rooting for him?
Seinfeld: “I was the best man in a wedding recently, and I began thinking, ‘If I’m the best man, then why is she marrying him?’”