Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Ryan

    Ryan said, 10 months ago

    Are her big jugs full of milk ?

  2. margueritem

    margueritem said, 10 months ago

    Poor Pig, so innocent and misunderstood.

  3. Havelock_Vetinari

    Havelock_Vetinari said, 10 months ago

    Stephan did another strip kinda like this years ago. i think it was when Pig got his ears cut off and accidentally got implants.

  4. templo SUD

    templo SUD said, 10 months ago

    Reminds me of a “Family Guy” incident. Peter is disliking a guy at a Costco-like place who said Lois has nice melons. Although Peter misunderstood, Lois called out she’s really carrying two watermelons in her arms. “She has nice hooters too” (Lois has two two owls perched on her arm). Then when said she’s hot, Peter starts chasing the son of a gun.

  5. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 10 months ago

    Before you give up, Goat, you owe Pig and The Lady with the Jugs both an apology.

  6. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, 10 months ago

    Well!…They are pretty nice.

  7. Brian K

    Brian K said, 10 months ago

    Like in Dumb and Dumber, Harry says to Mary, “Nice set of Hooters you got there,” (Of course he meant the owls.)

  8. Brian K

    Brian K said, 10 months ago

    Pig: Sorry
    Woman: For what
    Pig: Idk

    Lmao!!

  9. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, 10 months ago

    Ok, be honest. How many saw the first panel and thought Pig was talking exactly what he was talking about? Had it been Rat I’d have agreed with Goat. But Pig being the innocent he is I can’t help in this case but think of things like milk jugs or the clay like you think of shine coming in.

  10. ShadowBeast

    ShadowBeast said, 10 months ago

    Goat should know by now how Pig is.

  11. CartoonCritic2445

    CartoonCritic2445 said, 10 months ago

    He should ask her if her carpet matches her curtains, too.

  12. Kydex29

    Kydex29 said, 10 months ago

    @F6F5Hellcat

    We had two clues: a) it’s Pig speaking, and b) it’s Pastis writing. How could it not have been actual jugs?

  13. the burser

    the burser said, 10 months ago

    ow

  14. Notsoastute

    Notsoastute said, 10 months ago

    Young Frankenstien:
    " What knockers ! "

  15. BlackTie

    BlackTie said, 10 months ago

    “Thank you, Herr Docktor”

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