Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Phatts California

    Phatts California said, 10 months ago

    … see, your first mistake was letting rat come over …

  2. margueritem

    margueritem said, 10 months ago

    @Phatts California

    Exactly.

  3. naturally_easy

    naturally_easy said, 10 months ago

    Just put a chip on a big ’ol rat trap and presto! Problem solved.

  4. win

    win said, 10 months ago

    ninny goat gruff

  5. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 10 months ago

    Goat, you asked for it. You should know Rat by now! We do.

  6. Marissarulz

    Marissarulz said, 10 months ago

    pshh

  7. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, 10 months ago

    Rats’ a Rat…what did you expect.

  8. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, 10 months ago

    @Phatts California

    No, actually his first mistake was letting Rat know where he lives.


    There’s a better use for the chip clip. Clip Rat’s mouth shut with it. And use super glue so he can’t remove it.

  9. cdward

    cdward said, 10 months ago

    Head butt the rat right out the door.

  10. ChrissyT

    ChrissyT said, 10 months ago

    @naturally_easy

    Consider it done. If Goat can muster the courage.

  11. eddie6192

    eddie6192 said, 10 months ago

    Looks like Rat is inclined to finish off the chips, and torture Goat at the same time.

  12. Notsoastute

    Notsoastute said, 10 months ago

    @win

    starring Rat as the loveable troll.

  13. finale

    finale said, 10 months ago

    @F6F5Hellcat

    True “lip service”.

  14. EarlOfCork

    EarlOfCork said, 10 months ago

    “Consider it done” is now my new standard answer.

  15. masterskrain

    masterskrain said, 10 months ago

    And why does Goat even think there will be any left in the bag when Rat is done with them??

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