Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 06, 2012

Must’ve been on sale. He’s one of the hairless breed!

Don’t remember which show, but there was once a sketch on TV where some women went to The Men Store. One asked to see something in navy, and got a sailor. There was a bunch of odd-looking guys in a pile on a table, with a sign that read “Irregulars.”

The possible future of the Human Race. [The real reason humans went extinct in Endtown and My Cage.]

If he’s real good, give him two treats.

hahaha…i guess that is so true! if you put me in front of a flat screen i’m set for a hour or two! :D

Ooh! Can I have one, too? Lots of “treats” will keep them totally happy sitting parked in front of the flatscreen! ‘Course, they do need to be “walked” every so often. Yes, it’s a big responsibility; the food and “treats” can become quite expensive….

As Curly would say, “I resemble the incineration of that remark.”

Hope he’s house broken.

Careful Rat, he get’s out of that tank he’ll become a new neighbor.

Where’s the recliner?

Low maintenance. Beer and barbeque chips are fine.

Probably ought to neuter him Rat. I hear they reproduce easily.

How about a litter box?

true

I think my expiration date has passed.

Exotic pet humans watch Romanian new wave movies and are fed bruschetta and goat cheese with a nice, slightly fruity California pinot noir. Actually, that sounds pretty good. Where do I sign up?

They’re not as easy to care for as they look. You’ll come home from work one day and he’ll have escaped from his tank.You’ll find him later, playing around with power tools in the garage.

Is there a list to get on?

lololololololololololol :D

I’ll be someone’s pet, if my treat is bourbon. But I also need ESPN 2 and 3. I’m discriminating.

rat giving out beer? i bet those beer has expired..

Mankind’s fear: In a the funnies! HAR HAR!

Excellent! But don’t let Pig get near the booze… Remember what happened a few strips back!

LOL xxx

Somehow I don’t believe that Rat would give up his beer as a treat for any pet.

looks like an ant farm

Did you name him “Bob”?

…so true.

Hm. Apparently he bought my ex.

If that’s a terrarium, does he have to be named Terry?

billy corgan likes sports and beer? cool. better give him a guitar too though…

Wow. This is bizarre.

Old PCs?

Only if you can prove he’s an amphibian.

Ahh, the irony…

Had a boyfriend like that once. Had to turn him loose when he got too big for the tank.

He’s a sports fan… they don’t do much.

Don’t let the new human get hold of the remote, you’ll never get it back.

Every Republican ever

Boring pets these are. They are stupid, noisy, dirty and don’t do anything.