That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for March 02, 2012

Mary and Joseph?

The painter certainly caught the guy’s line of sight perfectly!

Either one would work.

They’re just auditing the process for ISO 9000 certification.

“That’s the way, my dear. Now it’s my turn.”

How do the rest of you even get past the hats?

Thanks for the mammaries.

Enlarged available from here. Painting also discussed here. Perhaps some day it will be included in this list. Second of the 3 works by this artist, that have, so far, appeared in Mr. Melcher’s blog, to also appear here.

The “pervert” seems to be reading instructions and passing them on to the “object” of his leer … or as the baby sees it … the milk supply … the source of life … the fountain of plenty.

HA!

“This says if you help a stranger today your goats will multiply 3 times over….honest!”

Joseph reading book of motel coupons, pointing out the “pet-friendly” one where the ass won’t be a problem….

Pentti Arajarvi, the “first gentleman” of Finland, married to Finnish president Tarja Halonen. Arajarvi, 63, was seated next to Princess Mary of Denmark, just before he very intently studyed the ceiling of the banquet hall.

She insists on raising this baby by the book.

“See, sis? Our parents had freakishly long thin thumbs, too, and their parents, and their parents… Don’t know why, but it’s a family trait.”

I thought maybe they were playing “Peek-a-boo Boobie”…..

That reminds me, I haven’t checked out People of Walmart today.

“Mmm-hmm… It says here that it helps if you let an older man suck on it first…”

@Picto: Bob Hope would have milked this for all that it was worth.

Sweet!

Reminds me of when I used to pull off my “Door to door Traveling Gynecologist” scam. Yeah it was a bad thing to be doing but they should have known that no 12 year old could be a doctor!! I mean who am I, Doogie Howser?

Here is another work by this artist.