Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 13, 2012
Transcript:
Rat: Yo, toon boy, whatcha writing? Pastis: Just a 'Pearls' strip that I - Noise: BLAM BLAM BLAM Rat: What the $*@! was that? Pastis: It's 'Beetle Bailey' creator Mort Walker trying to take us out! It's a re-kindling of the East Coast/West Coast cartoonists' war! Everyone grab an uzi!! Rat: Cartoonists are an odd bunch.
Phatts about 12 years ago
… only got a m-16, hope that suffices …
jfsargent about 12 years ago
I got your back, Stephan.
margueritem about 12 years ago
They soitainly are!
rayannina about 12 years ago
The Schulz Museum is in Santa Rosa today. Chuck was West Coast all the way — a straight-up gangsta.
Sumac0f13 about 12 years ago
Duck! Then call Guard Duck.
corzak about 12 years ago
This has all the signs of a ‘collaborative hoax’ between Pastis and Walker. Otherwise Walker would have nailed him in the first volley.
knight1192a about 12 years ago
This sounds like a Guard Duck set up. Time to bring back the helicat (hope Snuffles has made up with Guard Duck or things could get nasty)
rf_eq about 12 years ago
2Pearls and the Notorious Bailey
Proginoskes about 12 years ago
Guard Duck should have enough weaponry, by himself …
mnquiz about 12 years ago
Guard Duck and Snuffles to the rescue!!!!
zero about 12 years ago
Isn’t Mort like 108 years old?
Sisyphos about 12 years ago
East Coast: old hat. West Coast: get your groove on, baby! Where’s Li’l Guard Duck and Mr. Snuffles when you need them?
Varnes about 12 years ago
Three shots, four bullet holes….
Varnes about 12 years ago
Cartoonists are also an odd lunch….
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
Varnes…. that sounds like an odd hunch.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
Mort walker is 88 and still draws his strip!
Which means he still has good motor control and eye-hand coordination.
But his son writes the strips… maybe cos Mort is also a bit loony……
Perfect comination for a crazed shooter!
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
Oh — and bmonk (from yesterday) — Thanks. De tail like dat fleshes out de characters.
jessegooddoggy about 12 years ago
Ha! Those toothpick arms can’t lift more than a pencil!!
JohnoTeacher about 12 years ago
Speaking as an Australian . .
What the?!?!?!
eddie6192 about 12 years ago
“Toon Boy” is in his panic mode.
Capt Tom about 12 years ago
I don’t suppose anyone here remembers the comic strip called “Willie & Joe” from WW II. its about foxhole & combat humor. Now those two saw REAL action.
PearlsRPGZ about 12 years ago
west coast rules
tigre1 about 12 years ago
Guard Duck will rip Sarge a new and improved orfice.
the burser about 12 years ago
i’m with rat on this one
finale about 12 years ago
ZING!
strickmaedel about 12 years ago
Mort has a Reuben award, too.
celeconecca about 12 years ago
I know, I know- wrong genre.
SwimsWithSharks about 12 years ago
East Coast/West Coast? No biggie.
GypsyWoman about 12 years ago
Bring in Guard Duck, Snuffles and Rip Haywire. Something is going to get blown up and destroyed.
hcr1985 about 12 years ago
Get guard duck and the hippo and Ellie Elephant
DonVanni about 12 years ago
Wait a minute…is this going to interfere with Pastis subbing for Richard Thompson on Cul-de-Sac this month?
Sherlock Watson about 12 years ago
Is this the war that causes the apocalypse that leads to the world of Weapon Brown?If you don’t know what I mean, look it up; you will be so glad you did!
Number Three about 12 years ago
I love Stephen’s face expression in the second panel!
LOL xxx
Uh, Actually Daddy about 12 years ago
I’m based in Jax, FL so I guess that makes me East Siiiidddde! Time to open the gun safe…
WaitingMan about 12 years ago
PBS > BB, except for the Wednesday Miss Buxley strips.
WaitingMan about 12 years ago
Speaking of Miss Buxley strips, Mort Walker’s poster of Miss Buxley nude is one of the all-time biggest selling comic posters.
Tue Elung-Jensen about 12 years ago
wouldnt it make more sense if he had to “draw his uzi”?
killacowinWA about 12 years ago
Hmm…this is a new development. Hope it doesn’t spill across the rest of the page.
Popeyesforearm about 12 years ago
Cathy’s gonna start throwing pies any minute….. well on second thought maybe she won’t.
hossblacksilver about 12 years ago
If i was going into a fight, I think I’d want to have LGD, Rip Haywire, Wally Wallechinksky, Holly Hollister and maybe Sluggy Freelance’s Bunbun.
ShadowBeast Premium Member about 12 years ago
It would have been really if on the Beetle Bailey strip it showed Zero accidentely setting off some shots.
Call me Ishmael about 12 years ago
By the way – did I just see Mary Worth with a bayonet in her teeth?
radconPU83 about 12 years ago
If Schultz was west coast, Walker is doomed…beware Weapon Brown!
danketaz Premium Member about 12 years ago
I don’t buy it. Rat’s got a golden ticket to cause mayhem with an Uzi and he takes time out to talk to pig? No way!
Snoopy_Fan about 12 years ago
HA HA HA HA!!! “Yo, Toon Boy…” HA HA HA HA!!!
JGordonFan24 about 12 years ago
guard duck should have enough weapons on him to be a third world country.
gordrogb Premium Member about 12 years ago
They may be ODD, but they certainly know how to get EVEN.
onelovek about 12 years ago
Pig’s head looks puffy…Is it getting puffier?
jloawesome about 12 years ago
How come there was three shots but four holes. C’mon Pastis you’re better than this!
coffeemugman about 12 years ago
Three shots, four bullet holes…No wonder he didn’t get nominated.
comicgal10 about 12 years ago
Poor cartoonists
fire_and_flames about 12 years ago
i got ak-47 would that help
Comicness7 over 5 years ago
55th comment. Did anyone check to see if it’s true? If you did, you saw this IS the 55th comment. Sorry for wasting your time.
Pyroshark Gaming almost 2 years ago
Oh no not agian