That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for January 17, 2012

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    margueritem  over 12 years ago

    So that’s why we say’ Colder than King Otto’s brass balls.

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    Veridian  over 12 years ago

    Snerk! and an THAT Note…Exit Laughing! Have Fun Y’all! :-)

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    bluskies  over 12 years ago

    And you can have this fine commemorative copy of this genuine gold coin, clad in 14 milligrams of .999 pure gold, for your very own! The original release price was scheduled to be $50, but for a limited time only, it can be yours for only $19,95, plus shipping and handling. (translation: You’re blowing about thirty bucks to buy a relatively worthless slug that might bring you a buck or two at auction as a novelty in 50 years).

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    mimismom  over 12 years ago

    @Baslim the beggar — You’d think Otto would be warmer, but only because you can’t see that Auggie’s armor is lined with polar fleece.

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    aarken  over 12 years ago

    If you’ve got them you may as well decorate them…..or get a friend (or Faberge) to do it.

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    barbhinkins  over 12 years ago

    Polar fleece AND he’s wearing long Auggie’s!

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    orinoco womble  over 12 years ago

    I have a pack of cards with kings like that.

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    wilb44  over 12 years ago

    To bring down a kingdom// all one needs is a magnet.

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    zero  over 12 years ago

    Either way - it’s still better than being black-balled. . ..

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    puddleglum1066  over 12 years ago

    Does King Otto have one hanging down each leg? Ow!!

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    bmwk12ltc  over 12 years ago

    those are his knee’s

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 12 years ago

    @Melchershow me one of those old guys with balls of fire and i will be real impressed.

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    Plods with ...™  over 12 years ago

    Well that answers the question of where the family jewels used to be kept.

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    finale  over 12 years ago

    Didn’t those start out as scented doo-dads in the carriage?

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    mabrndt Premium Member over 12 years ago

    A 2 for 1 sale. Mr. Melcher published the first 5/19/10 (enlargement available from here), and the second 7/4/10 (only enlargement I found of him is what you see if you click that image), in his blog. Neither the image here nor here can be enlarged. One says it was painted in the 17th century and other the 18th. He died in 1572, long before this was painted. One wonders about the authenticity.

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    blackdawne  over 12 years ago

    and here I thought they are two Stick-Ball Captains….

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    Call me Ishmael  over 12 years ago

    Ambrose Bierce: “Armor – the kind of clothing worn by one whose tailor is a blacksmith”. Hard to top that!In these 2 cases, I think the armorer’s skills far exceed those of the painter. It’s a much more difficult medium…

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    Call me Ishmael  over 12 years ago

    “Which side do you drape on, Sir?”

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    Call me Ishmael  over 12 years ago

    Those chain-mail Jockeys! AAAAGH!

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    Demonick  over 12 years ago

    and they both carry long, hard, rods.

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    MatureCanadian  over 12 years ago

    I giggle and laugh every day thanks to your take on art! Thank you so much.

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    jpsomebody  over 12 years ago

    Free Dogsniff!and banish Nancy Grace!

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    Space_cat  over 12 years ago

    Fools! those are bottles of Chambord!

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    tcity  over 12 years ago

    Nice Holy hand grenade.

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    rockngolfer  over 12 years ago

    Today’s “Who wears it better” contest, goldie or bluie.

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    maybeinthenextworld  over 12 years ago

    This strip has a lil too much innuendo for my tastes.

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    Call me Ishmael  over 12 years ago

    btw: Otto IV is not a King, he’s a (Holy Roman)Emperor (Kaiser) – another danged Hapsburg.

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    Call me Ishmael  over 12 years ago

    The Imperial bowling team. Might have been great, but for the crosses on their balls….

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 12 years ago

    And Bon Scott is famous for his big balls.

    I’m not sure, but I think Otto’s sceptre is longer.

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    Ottodesu  over 12 years ago

    I was probably named after the guy who was named after him.

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    vldazzle  over 12 years ago

    I play a courtier at the court of Holy Roman Emperor Fredrich the II. He had the most fun court with the best foods and indoor plumbing and wonderful collections of birds (falcons and hawks for hunting) and parrots etc for amusement (including a talking umbrella cockatoo like the one on my coat of arms who was my soulmate of over 20 years). The personna I invented was an English lady at his court because her father was one of his jewelers, who instructed those who cared for and taught the parrots. I also like to play in the jewelry arts;-)

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    killacowinWA  over 12 years ago

    Those are medieval Pokeballs. These guys are gonna have an intense battle.

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    vldazzle  over 12 years ago

    Glad to here that Dogsniff is free. I sent an illustration to Susan that I thought of using on the many toons I read here, but did not know how to post other than changing my avatar to that and I asked her advice (by email) about advisability of doing that.

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    mabrndt Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Only work by named artist to appear, so far, in Mr. Melcher’s blog.

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    mabrndt Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Fourth, of the at least 16 works (for whatever reason, this is no longer in the list; perhaps others won’t be in the future), with no attribution, that have, so far, appeared in Mr. Melcher’s blog, to also appear here.Here is another work without artist attribution. This was missing from the count there, here, and here.

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    mabrndt Premium Member about 11 years ago

    First painting in this strip repeated here.

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