Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 14, 2011

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 12 years ago

    “It’s not what it looks like!”

    Pee Wee Herman.
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    3hourtour Premium Member over 12 years ago

    ..HA! He said Cleveland!Now,is ’Cleveland ’ considered a running gag,or a punch line?…

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    eddie6192  over 12 years ago

    Never mind about the guy in Cleveland, I’m more curious about that monkey in pants………..

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    Lowtech  over 12 years ago

    ring ring ring ring ring ring

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    Sisyphos  over 12 years ago

    The PBS Little Theatre Players are in fine fettle today-fortunately, not in Cleveland, the city where the river caught fire….

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    V-Beast  over 12 years ago

    At first I thought it was my phone going off. I must have the same ringtone as the clevelander.

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    wcorvi  over 12 years ago

    You know, when PeeWee got arrested, the court offered to appoint a lawyer for him, but he said he could get HIMSELF off.

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    finale  over 12 years ago

    Did Pig loan the monkey his purple tap pants?

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Why are they eating in the house of Usher?!? . . . ☻

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    cubswin2016  over 12 years ago

    Do monkeys wear pants?

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    tigre1  over 12 years ago

    Maybe we’re waking up. They sold us tap water in plastic bottles…what a fraud. Now people are waking up to the electronic leash that cellphones are…and expensive, too.

    At least plastic water bottles didn’t give you cancer. Oh, wait…what does that say about cellphones?“Oh, nothing. What about you?”

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    corzak  over 12 years ago

    that’s spooky . . . Rat and Pig can see me . . . see all of you other commenters . . . right now . . . Strange how the guy from Cleveland is off to the left of me. I’m facing north, to the west of him.

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    HUTCHMUCH  over 12 years ago

    Wait a minute, Rat’s not even wearing pants!!!

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    TheDOCTOR  over 12 years ago

    Great. NOW the “Guv’mint” is gonna make us stop useing our cellphones while we read the comics……….in our cars……..while driving.

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    phuhknees  over 12 years ago

    In the first panel Pig is in two places at once.Does that mean this strip was prerecorded?

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    Firebird67  over 12 years ago

    There’s only one Pearls reader in Cleveland (“the Cleveland man”)? Doesn’t say much for their sense of humor. ‘Course, I’ve never been there, so can’t say for sure.

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    Number Three  over 12 years ago

    If my mobile phone ever rang in a classroom I would go beetroot red since my ringtone is The Pussycat Dolls.

    LOL xxx

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    Chibi-robo64  over 12 years ago

    GAH! WHY CAN’T YOU TURN OFF YOUR $@#* CELL PHONE, CLEVELAND GUY!?! WE’RE TRYING TO READ A COMIC!!! Whoop… sorry exclamation point… somebody get an ambulance.

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    snugharborman-catalog  over 12 years ago

    Jeez, guy (girl?) – F Minus has over 37,000 subscribers on Go Comics, including me. He must be doing SOMETHING right with his strip.

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    snugharborman-catalog  over 12 years ago

    Careful, nighthawks – jtpozenel is an old Cleveland boy…that may not be HIS phone ringing, of course.

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    Popeyesforearm  over 12 years ago

    who the hell has a cell phone that rings? Everyone has to have some clever little ditty to express themselves. Mine plays Popeye The Sailorman. (just kidding). Rats would play “One of These Days” by Pink Floyd. Pig’s would play “Mary Had A Little Lamb”. Rat would smash it with a bat.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 12 years ago

    That Cleveland guy really steams me.(Wondering how many will admit they got that…)

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    katt6  over 12 years ago

    What??

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    squirrel500  over 12 years ago

    Wow. Some people just do not listen.

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    Keno21  over 12 years ago

    I want a device that causes massive feedback in cellphones that build in a loop eventually causing catastrophic explosion.

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    tsandl  over 12 years ago

    But I’m reading this on my phone…

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    hariseldon59  over 12 years ago

    Pig’s actually standing in front of the first panel.

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    boreas2  over 12 years ago

    nice one but………………….i miss the crocs!

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    alviebird  over 12 years ago

    I have used 28 minutes so far this month. I’m not exactly tied to mine.

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    chris_weaver  over 12 years ago

    If you think you can yammer away on the phone without Rat finding out – guess again!

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    angeldscoobydoo Premium Member over 12 years ago

    A comic doesn’t have to be funny all the time. I read Pearls Before Swine and other comics because I like a good story.

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    Elaphe Gutatta  over 8 years ago

    What would the people reading this in Cleveland with their cell phones on think?

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    One Navy Seal  almost 4 years ago

    YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

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    Bye Bye Jeffy  about 3 years ago

    i think that there probably was someone in cleveland whos phone wrang while reading this and that pastis temporarily blew his mind

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    SuperCharged5-  over 2 years ago

    nice 5th wall break

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    Ultracus  over 1 year ago

    How am I expected to read it then

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