Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 02, 2011
July 01, 2011
July 03, 2011
Transcript:
Pig: I'm sorry. But my girlfriend recently left me, and I saw you sitting by yourself, and I thought, 'I bet that woman's as lonely as me... I should try and comfort her.' Woman: My boyfriend's in the bathroom. Pig: 'We'll get through this together' now feels like a less appropriate line.
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Yeah, but where’s her husband?
Xhoven almost 13 years ago
Talk fast, Pig. You’ve got 30 seconds to convince her you’re the one she should be with.
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Strike two! —And I think you’re already out, Pig since tomorrow is Sunday and can be expected to feature a stand-alone strip, with a new arc beginning Monday. Sorry! I really, really sympathize!
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
An appropriate line might be a beeline, Piggy. For the door. Now.
zero almost 13 years ago
Oh Pig. You’ve done it again.
Atrix almost 13 years ago
He has guts, and he’s earnest, and not cheesy. If she doesn’t wish she was available she should.
GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Better luck next time.
Tirasmol almost 13 years ago
the fact that pig is debating whether or not a line is appropriate seems out of character.
DocOmics almost 13 years ago
Pig, better get out before hubbby comes back and kicks your bacon!
cdward almost 13 years ago
You’ve heard of the bar game, “Pass the Pigs”? This is “Pass the Pig Over.”
smoore47 almost 13 years ago
Lynyrd Skynyrd “Give me three steps, Mister”
BurritoBandito almost 13 years ago
Pig has got some serious game!
theromanqueen almost 13 years ago
pig shouldnt asume
Dirty Dragon almost 13 years ago
So where is the cocktail glass of this so-called boyfriend?
JoelJ almost 13 years ago
Had the courage to give it a try. That’s really all that matters. God for him.
Sherlock Watson almost 13 years ago
“When Pickups Crash and Burn,” tonight on 60 Minutes.
WHITESTRIPESLOVA almost 13 years ago
THANK GOD HE HAD THE COURAGE TO TRY, INSTED OF DANCING TO GET LADIES ATTENTION
littlejeff almost 13 years ago
…wouldn’t have stopped Rat.
Number Three almost 13 years ago
Awwwwwwwwwww!
xxx
doverdan almost 13 years ago
Maybe her boyfriend is a porcupine.
*Pearlshimmer* about 12 years ago
Good luck Pig.
all.flesh.is.temporary almost 4 years ago
Her head is glowing in the first panel