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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Jul 1, 2011
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Pig: I'm sorry. But my girlfriend recently left me, and I saw you sitting by yourself, and I thought, 'I bet that woman's as lonely as me... I should try and comfort her.' Woman: My boyfriend's in the bathroom. Pig: 'We'll get through this together' now feels like a less appropriate line.
Jul 3, 2011
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