Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Woody 157

    Woody 157 GoComics PRO Member said, about 5 years ago

    Tell her you just had pedicure and ask her about hers. Women always like to dish the dirt.

  2. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 5 years ago

    Pig, I think we need to review “interesting” here….

  3. GROG!

    GROG! GoComics PRO Member said, about 5 years ago

    My milk may already be expired.

  4. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, about 5 years ago

    He needs to take one more step:
    “I’ll make dinner, if you wanna come over Monday night and help me finish it up.”
    But NOT the guy version:
    “Wanna come over Thursday and smell it?”

  5. Number Six

    Number Six said, about 5 years ago

    Fridge – id?

  6. Tirasmol

    Tirasmol said, about 5 years ago

    Pig! I’m shocked, don’t you know that looks aren’t everything?

  7. DocOmics

    DocOmics said, about 5 years ago

    Pig milked his pick-up line for all it was worth.

  8. hariseldon59

    hariseldon59 said, about 5 years ago

    Maybe she’s lactose intolerant.

  9. nighthawks

    nighthawks GoComics PRO Member said, about 5 years ago

    but you gotta admit, with the expiration date that close, he lives on the edge

  10. jakspigot

    jakspigot said, about 5 years ago

    he’s looking down at her feet.

  11. RodneyNK

    RodneyNK said, about 5 years ago

    This woman’s obviously too shallow for you Pig. Keep looking.

  12. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, about 5 years ago

    His gaze is a little too far down, and he’s talking about milk. Gee, I wonder what’s on his mind…

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    Sing along with Sherlock: “Pretty woman… Walking down the street…”

  13. polterbaer

    polterbaer said, about 5 years ago

    …. They used to call me the princess of pun, but now i bow to the analogy fallacy. ..giggle. (..of composition. get it?) — i know, i know – if you have to explain it your’re probably jerry seinfield.

  14. UMaDOS

    UMaDOS said, about 5 years ago

    Someone didn’t color in their nostrils… I’m not naming names but it rhymes with Rephan Nastis.

  15. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, about 5 years ago

    The Pearls gang is still making trouble over in “New Adventures of Queen Victoria,” and today they’re using the most devastating weapon of all. Take a look.

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