Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Woody 157

    Woody 157 GoComics PRO Member said, almost 5 years ago

    Tell her you just had pedicure and ask her about hers. Women always like to dish the dirt.

  2. Gweedo - It's legal here !!! -  Murray

    Gweedo - It's legal here !!! - Murray GoComics PRO Member said, almost 5 years ago

    Pig doesn’t speak ‘girl’.

  3. Radish

    Radish GoComics PRO Member said, almost 5 years ago

    She doesn’t speak pathetic life.

  4. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, almost 5 years ago

    Pig, I think we need to review “interesting” here….

  5. GROG!

    GROG! GoComics PRO Member said, almost 5 years ago

    My milk may already be expired.

  6. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, almost 5 years ago

    He needs to take one more step:
    “I’ll make dinner, if you wanna come over Monday night and help me finish it up.”
    But NOT the guy version:
    “Wanna come over Thursday and smell it?”

  7. Number Six

    Number Six said, almost 5 years ago

    Fridge – id?

  8. Tirasmol

    Tirasmol said, almost 5 years ago

    Pig! I’m shocked, don’t you know that looks aren’t everything?

  9. DocOmics

    DocOmics said, almost 5 years ago

    Pig milked his pick-up line for all it was worth.

  10. hariseldon59

    hariseldon59 said, almost 5 years ago

    Maybe she’s lactose intolerant.

  11. nighthawks

    nighthawks GoComics PRO Member said, almost 5 years ago

    but you gotta admit, with the expiration date that close, he lives on the edge

  12. Radish

    Radish GoComics PRO Member said, almost 5 years ago

    @SusanSunshine

    What a good line!

  13. jakspigot

    jakspigot said, almost 5 years ago

    he’s looking down at her feet.

  14. RodneyNK

    RodneyNK said, almost 5 years ago

    This woman’s obviously too shallow for you Pig. Keep looking.

  15. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, almost 5 years ago

    His gaze is a little too far down, and he’s talking about milk. Gee, I wonder what’s on his mind…

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    Sing along with Sherlock: “Pretty woman… Walking down the street…”

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