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1. 

   Woody 157 said, almost 2 years ago

   Tell her you just had pedicure and ask her about hers. Women always like to dish the dirt.
2. 

   Radish said, almost 2 years ago

   She doesn’t speak pathetic life.
3. 

   Sisyphos said, almost 2 years ago

   Pig, I think we need to review “interesting” here….
4. 

   Citizen GROG! said, almost 2 years ago

   My milk may already be expired.
5. 

   SusanSunshine said, almost 2 years ago

   He needs to take one more step:
   “I’ll make dinner, if you wanna come over Monday night and help me finish it up.”
   But NOT the guy version:
   “Wanna come over Thursday and smell it?”
6. 

   Number Six said, almost 2 years ago

   Fridge – id?
7. 

   Tirasmol said, almost 2 years ago

   Pig! I’m shocked, don’t you know that looks aren’t everything?
8. 

   DocOmics said, almost 2 years ago

   Pig milked his pick-up line for all it was worth.
9. 

   hariseldon59 said, almost 2 years ago

   Maybe she’s lactose intolerant.
10. 

    nighthawks said, almost 2 years ago

    but you gotta admit, with the expiration date that close, he lives on the edge
11. 

    Number Three said, almost 2 years ago

    Well no wonder!

    Always best to open with a compliment and a big smile!"

    xxxx
12. 

    Radish said, almost 2 years ago

    @SusanSunshine

    What a good line!
13. 

    jakspigot said, almost 2 years ago

    he’s looking down at her feet.
14. 

    RodneyNK said, almost 2 years ago

    This woman’s obviously too shallow for you Pig. Keep looking.
15. 

    SherlockWatson said, almost 2 years ago

    His gaze is a little too far down, and he’s talking about milk. Gee, I wonder what’s on his mind…

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    Sing along with Sherlock: “Pretty woman… Walking down the street…”
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