M2Bulls by Marty Two Bulls Sr. for March 31, 2024

“A sucker is born every minute!!!”

…walk into a bar….

Loving the hair critter’s “flash ears”.

I do believe he has a lot of bibles in his home. Only, because it’s obvious he bought a lot of them to boost it’s sales.

“The Third Epistle to the Corinthians is an early Christian text written by an unknown author claiming to be Paul the Apostle” (Wikipedia so it must be true). 45’s Bible is FAKE? OMG!

Mr. Two Bulls, this one is really hilarious! You’ve outdone yourself!

The manner in which Trump is going about crassly hawking Bibles, it could be considered akin to the sin of “simony.” (buying or selling of something spiritual or closely connected with the spiritual)

He is a bad man.

The act of Drumpf selling Bibles like this is a litmus test for those who proclaim that they are Christ-ians. Simply put, if you are not appalled by this cheap huckster’s behavior, you are not in any way, shape, or form, fit to be called a Christ-ian.

Ewww…

tRump’s selling bibles reminds me of the book (movie) “Paper Moon”.

“It’s my favorite book,” he [trump said] said, echoing a comment he’s made in previous years. “It’s a lot of people’s favorite book.” NPR

I wonder if it is next to his “My New Order”, a book of Hitler’s collected speeches that his first wife reported he kept in a cabinet by his bed… "I did give him a book about Hitler,’ [Marty] Davis told her. “But it was ‘My New Order,’ Hitler’s speeches, not ‘Mein Kampf.’ I thought he would find it interesting. I am his friend, but I’m not Jewish.” – ABC News

I saw a comment which said something like, any legitimate billionare with a genuine concern for the spiritual well being of the nation would be DONATING Bibles to people. Not selling them for a profit.

The ‘wig thing’ has become iconic.

“You shall have no other gods before Me.” The Republicans broke this commandment with their orange god.

Funny and to the point.

I wonder what Bible is in the room at tRump’s hotels.

“We take today’s text from the ‘Parable of the Extremely Stupid Voters.’”

2 Corinthians walk into a bar….

I hope the poor hair critter did not die from the smell…

As I said somewhere else, for only $19.99 more, you can get a copy signed by JC Himself! In Sharpie!!

Wow, that is one ugly bunny.

The touch of “Two Corinthians” is nice; in a speech at Liberty University he cited "Two Corinthians 3:17, that’s the whole ballgame. … Is that the one you like? “Now the Lord is that Spirit: and where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty.”

That’s a verse that’s etched on campus buildings, but that verse comes from “Second Corinthians” — not “Two.” (As in "Second Epistle to the Corinthians.) It’s NEVER (for the last thousand years or so) been referred to as “Two Corinthians”.

best portrait of the tangerine butthead I’ve seen yet

1 Corinthians 5:9 makes reference to Paul having written a previous letter to the Corinthians, and so it actually could be argued that the two epistles we have now should be shifted up a number.

I doubt it, but I hope it’s a comedic footnote in a history book someday.