Clay Jones for March 30, 2024

Orange AntiChrist.

Seriously? The most Biblically-illiterate person in the United States selling official Trump-endorsed Bibles?

Will the next promo be… “And for the low, low additional price of $9.99 he’ll send a Bible personally autographed with the IMMACULATE INSCRIPTIONS from his favorite porn star Stormy Daniels and his favorite Playboy nude model Karen McDougal.”

Favorite scripture: “Blessed are the pü$$¥-grabbers, for theirs is the kingdom of MAGA.”

It’s the DJT version: King James updated and corrected, to replace all instances of the word “God” with “Trump.”

Trump’s new slogan is, “Make American pray again,” except that, naturally, the predator-in-chief misspelled “PREY.”

The Holy Bible (grifting during “Holy Week”). The holiest of holy books. Bigly holy.

And naturally, the book combines the Bible with the Constitution and Declaration of Independence, our founding documents, in direct violation of the separation of church and state implicit in their texts.

Is there really no bottom to how low Trump is willing to go?

Is there no bottom to the depravity of Trump’s shamelessness?

Are they just having a contest now to see how ridiculous they can get without losing any of their cult worshippers?

Open the book carefully — they have been known to burst into flames or attract lightning bolts.

That was the title on the Blog. I think it’s fits on the finished cartoon too!

The image is a base canard: He was actually holding it right side up in the snippet I saw. Unlike what he was holding when he co-opted the church near the White House a few years ago.

Why would anyone in this day and age take life lessons from a book written by a bunch of savages? Other savages is the answer I suppose.

What is the saying , Get thee behind me Satan !

Oh look. Another bible cartoon.

What was it Sinclair Lewis wrote about fascism wrapped in the U.S. flag and carrying a cross

Don’t churches still give bibles out for free? Of course, they expect you to tithe to the church, so not so free really.

Does it come with weed?

Love the tail and cloven hooves.

WWJD? Take the pizza Pizza rat and go home.

Jesus and his disciples travel to Jerusalem for Passover, where Jesus expels the merchants and consumers from the temple, accusing them of turning it into “a den of thieves” (in the Synoptic Gospels) and “a house of trade” (in the Gospel of John) through their commercial activities.

The book (or cross) is upside down (OMG)

Upside down

Boy, you turn me

Inside out

And round and round.

(Diana Ross)

45 has a tail (almost lika a $)? Pizza rat has a more beautiful tail.

He is, literally, anti-Christ.

Thank you, Go Comics for your editorial opinion.

Must be hard getting adult diapers with a hole cut out for the tail. Not to mention gold sneakers that fit those cloven hoofs . . .

You can’t be a practicing Christian and a Trump supporter at the same time. If you truly believe the scriptures and still support that loathsome man, Trump, then heaven will not be your final destination.

Just to let you know, you have been warned.

Pass the Bibles and praise the poorly educated.

He’s gone from defrauding investors and bankrupting Casinos to panhandling NFT’s, hideous golden tennis shoes, and now bibles? How the petty have fallen. Truth Social will be the most spectacular “Pump and Dump” failure of all time.

I can’t remember who said it, but “The only thing separating Church and State is a bookmark”.

Does it come with any classified documents? (for a nominal additional fee, of course.)

Cloven hooves? Seems correct.

I can’t make out what the sign says in the “fish bowl”. Clay, help me out here!

The sign in the fish bowl says “On the 3rd day God mad covfefe”.

With DeSantis having TV commercials claiming he was chosen by God to be his earthly representative I suspect he wishes he thought of this stunt first.

“Christians” are the same people who tell the LGBTQ+ “I don’t care, just don’t shove it in my face”.

Reminds me of Moses Pray (“Paper Moon”).

Snake oil salesman! Anything to make a buck and get votes! And they fall for his gimmicks!

What would Cheeto Jesus Do?

He must have just consumed a Big Mac. Look at all the flies!

He took hie people for lunch and bought $200.00 worth of “hamburglers”!

“With every bible we sell in the next 43 minutes, we’ll include a genuine, solid plastic, Jesus, signed by the Savior himself, to stick onto your dashboard. Haven’t got a car? These babies permanently stick to anything. Stick it onto the hood of a stranger’s car. Stick it onto your kid’s head. You’ll spot him in a crowd. Stick it onto a strange kid’s head. The possibilities are endless.”

It seems just a matter of time, before we have a trump, home shopping and grifting, channel on the TV.

Maybe like last week’s gold sneakers, this Bible scam is just this week’s ploy for free press coverage, with no intention of any record breaking sales.

All those bigly words like begat and forsooth have been removed to make it easier for the less educated republicans to read. And, as a bonus, those 10 commandments have been removed, so enjoy your.. freedom

Has anyone checked on the whereabouts of all the Gideon bibles in his hotels,?

Nailed it. Again.

Another Grift on the unEducated

It’s insulting to his sheeple if they have the sense to see it for what it is. He thinks he’s waving a piece of fresh meat in front of a starving dog.

I like the cloven hooves. Nice touch.

“Prey on America again”.

If he’s selling sneakers and bibles, that can only mean he ran out of classified documents.

Professional criminal and tax cheat traitor Trump hawking bibles on holy week makes him an anti Christ.

in “The Merchant of Venice”, written by William Shakespeare (1564-1616): ‘Mark you this, Bassanio, The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.’

Prosecutors suggest Trump violated gag order by attacking judge’s daughter

Ex-president deserves sanction for Truth Social post that criticized daughter of Juan Merchan, hush-money trial prosecutors say

Trump should get 30 days in jail like any other criminal out on bail.

Republicans are devolving from freedom loving conservatives into freedom hating fascists under Trump.

Agreed Mr. Jones. You could buy a bible for like, what? $25? Another scam by Mr. RUMP

What does the sign in the fish bowl say?

The orange baboon selling bibles as merch might even be a good thing if he puts the Gideons out of business that way.

I’m wondering if Trumpie believes he just copyrighted the entire thing by adding a few public domain documents.

Already have a nice Bible, thanks.

Reposting:

Easily read the tiny words and see close-ups of the Easter eggs, the characters, etc., in Mr. Jones’s cartoons: Go to claytoonz dot com; find the cartoon you want to explore. Click on it and it will enlarge. Then click on an area, and that area will enlarge even more. Massively.

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Just think, Trump combined the literature from several sources, the U.S. Constitution, Declaration of Independence and Pledge of Allegiance, and the Bible, all of which he probably won’t bother reading…or ever read. P.S. what does the sign in the fish bowl say? P.P.S. Pizza Rat, grab the slice & run before tRump steps on it!

I worked in a Christian bookstore. People bought KJV as gifts. They bought other versions for themselves. Also, the most commonly shoplifted item was the Bible.