Butt-touching results in a “small drop in the polls,” while p***y-grabbing gets you the White House. Good to know . . .
This might be the first time I’ve ever felt sorry for car salesmen.
So glad someone else noticed the candy cane tie. Just a reminder that the next thing he’ll start harping about to rile up his minions is saying “Merry Christmas” and not “Happy Holidays.”
How can you run away without a bindle?
Great likeness. She’s always reminded me of one of Ursula’s evil snakes in “The Little Mermaid.”
“Th-th-th-that’s all folks!”
What, no pumpkin spice?
No Allen wrench required.
Watch out, Jeffy! He’s coming for you.