Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 31, 2024

Love how they have spray cans.

BE SPECIFIC!!

Use brake cleaner. Works faster. (The chlorinated one, the unchlorinated is too flammable.)

The wizard is probably going to have some lumps on his head too.

Wow, that’s one wasp of a story.

Even his armour has welts.

Maybe the Wiz can make for Rodney, some Girl spray?

That was more of a Make-em-Mad Wasp Spray.

Stinging in the chain?

Way to go, Wiz!

Way to go, Wiz!

Reminds me of Costello when he served his guests antipasto (Ant Paste).

I’m not sure wasp spray will do much for hornets in the nest. Only those outside will be affected. I use wasp spray for the brown wasp with good effect.

" Failure to communicate"!!!!!!!

we had a wasps nest in church, the vicar baptised them, the bishop them confirmed them and we have never seen them since!

Noooo kidding, wiz

It is kinda weird how “Bug spray” repels bugs.

Happy Easter!

At a former job, a coworker had the bright idea of spraying a wasps nest outside with a CO₂ fire extinguisher. He figured that would freeze them instantly. Instead, there were a lot of very annoyed wasps who resented what he’d done to their home, and it was a while before anyone could go outside. And it also cost the company a couple of hundred dollars to have the fire extinguisher refilled.

I’ve found that for the odd single wasp, a squirt of windex knocks them down for a quick stomp. (probably works for the married wasps too :-)

When I worked on a farm, early ’70s ….. I got covered with Ground Wasps …… luckily there was a garden hose hooked up near by and another worker hosed them off me …….. was pretty dizzy for a few hours but came out of it OK …… ;)

The benefits of Wasps, is they help us through pollination, predation, and parasitism. Put simply, without wasps, we would be overrun with insect pests, and we would have no figs—and no Fig Newtons. Hornets and paper wasps prey on other insects and help keep pest insect populations under control. I’ll keep the buzzers around.

Wasp spray is 3 times as effective as pepper spray, and has a 15 foot spray. Just wish they made it in smaller spray cans!

Now he wants you to make the pain go away.

Wasp spray, the newest scent from Fabreeze.

That’s gonna sting.

Don’t think he appreciates the Wiz’ humor.

“Use Wisk around the collar for ring around the collar, everytime”……but I don’t want ring around the collar everytime.“STP helps cars last”…….but I want it to help my car first…

Perfect theme song for today’s strip!

youtube .com /watch?v=wIwsqFjfKPs

Is a wasp in your armor worse than a bee in your bonnet?

Wasps are vicious when provoked!