Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 04, 2024

Amen.

Would an ‘OBE’ make Andy a ‘Sir’?

Andy doesn’t need to get the OBE, as much as he needs to get sOBEr…

No, it’s FLO who should be so honored. After all, she supports the worthless bum—including the fees to the Job Centre.

Andy would get a DBE – D standing for Disorder.

No, more likely a CUR.

This is all English to me!!

Don’t be silly Flo.

Keeping people employed in social services shows your self-sacrafice and humanity.

If at all, Andy should be “honoured” for his mindless dedication to those admirable British institutions: the Pub, the Pool hall, the Bookmakers, the Football Stadium and the Racetrack.

No, but the UK breweries wanna have a little talk with Andy!

If anybody can – our ANDY can. Vote for Andy. Man of the year.

Had to Google “OBE” — Order of the British Empire. But guess what the second definition of OBE is. Out of Body Experience. Wonder if there’s a connection . . .

Ah…Flo that is wishful thinking….at best!

Ooof!

xxx

Andy won’t be awarded an OBE but many folks think he’s rated as an SOB!

Gong?

Calling an award a gong must be a British expression.

Andy would get an o be for keeping the pubs going