Not that the feathers staying on would help. I have long thought that something might be done to get us closer to that dream still — sort of a combination of hang glider and human powered aircraft technology, maybe “cheating” with helium and bungee cords…
Asharah about 2 months ago
Should have used wax.
hariseldon59 about 2 months ago
Must be taking flying lessons from Wile E. Coyote.
GoComicsGo! about 2 months ago
“Now you tell me?”
Imagine about 2 months ago
Try again tomorrow.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member about 2 months ago
Daedalus supposedly invented glue amongst the many, many things attributed to him. Guess that happened after Icarus…
DaveG1960 about 2 months ago
Acme glue…….
kbyrdleroy123 about 2 months ago
There’s more to becoming a bird than gluing feathers to your arms.
silberdistel about 2 months ago
Love the second panel- so delicate and graceful, balletic even. :-)
No sign of his previous so-called war face.
Doug K about 2 months ago
Lesson: If you don’t let the glue fully dry, you may lose your feathers as you go crashing to the ground.
Gent about 2 months ago
Wouldn’t works even after it dries.
xsintricks about 2 months ago
Wear a wing suit.
dsatvoinde Premium Member about 2 months ago
That’s unfortunate. After holding his arms up for 24 hours to let the glue dry, he wouldn’t have the strength to muster even one flap.
Just_Karl about 2 months ago
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen caveman? We may never know. But his acceleration was 9.8 meters per second squared.
Man of the Woods about 2 months ago
If I wanted to try flying, I think I would do a running on the ground take off to test it out.
scote1379 Premium Member about 2 months ago
FACEPLANT ! 7.3 on the Wiley Coyote scale , high points for not reading the instructions !
rockyridge1977 about 2 months ago
Read the directions…………..before!!!!1
1953Baby about 2 months ago
ALWAYS read the fine print. . . .
russef about 2 months ago
See todays Pearls
sandpiper about 2 months ago
OK! OK! So I made one little mistake. You gonna keep harping that?
DJohnny about 2 months ago
Hmm? That was a LARGE tube!
txq about 2 months ago
If at first you don’t succeed, fly fly again.
Daltongang Premium Member about 2 months ago
Off we go into the wild blue yonder,Climbing high into AAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh………………………………………………….splat!
rshive about 2 months ago
Why that particular myth never quite caught on with the public.
DaBump Premium Member about 2 months ago
Not that the feathers staying on would help. I have long thought that something might be done to get us closer to that dream still — sort of a combination of hang glider and human powered aircraft technology, maybe “cheating” with helium and bungee cords…
MichiganMitten about 2 months ago
Details.
ChessPirate about 2 months ago
A little less “flight” than “plummet”… ⤵️
mindjob about 2 months ago
All the muscles in the chest have to be part of the wings to get enough power to fly. Just the arms alone ain’t gonna do it
Ebenezer Stooge Premium Member about 2 months ago
Too glued to be true.
leroywilcoxson about 2 months ago
RTFM. Read the (appropriate) manual. From my Army days.
JPuzzleWhiz about 2 months ago
Start at about the 40:30 mark:
youtube .com /watch?v=7eooFXQBKRc&t=70s
(Delete the two spaces in your browser’s search engine.)
WCraft Premium Member about 2 months ago
ACME Wings?
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault about 2 months ago
I sure hope you didn’t squish the coyote.
zeexenon about 2 months ago
He should have feathered his approach.
BigBoy about 2 months ago
Forgot to drink the Red Bull !
cracker65 about 2 months ago
Meep meep.
Dkram about 2 months ago
Icarus, he ain’t
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saylorgirl about 2 months ago
That’s hilarious!
eddi-TBH about 2 months ago
It still has the same results. But then you rip off chunks of your hide getting the feathers back off.
Mediatech about 2 months ago
The invention of plummeting.
Munch about 2 months ago
Still won’t work.
The Orange Mailman about 2 months ago
Get ready for a rerun on this tomorrow.