Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 21, 2024

Beautiful here right now, high 70’s low 80’s and no humidity…summer is close and it all goes to He**

Been to Florida many times. Never saw any flamingos there except maybe in zoos. I think you need to go a little further south to find them in the wild

You could make it Florida with your wand.

♪♪"On our block, all of the guys call her flamingo

’Cause her hair glows like the sun

And her eyes can light the skies

When she walks she moves so fine, like a flamingo

Crimson dress that clings so tight

She’s out of reach and out of sight"♪♪ ~ Manfred Mann

Florida? Me never knews it even known to Europe in medieval times.

Come on, Wiz, at least put a “fake” Palm tree out there too!

Too many developments surrounding their habitats anymore, probably!

So you had no “travel to Florida” spells lying around, huh, Wiz?

Can’t go to Florida, bring it to the snow.

The plastic pink lawn flamingo — invented in my hometown of Leominster, Mass.!

You could not pay me enough to go to Florida these days. Not with the maniac they have as governor.

It is actually a live flamingo frozen to the ground.

used to have a friend who would put plastic, pink elephants in front of his tent when camping and then deny they were there. “Are you seeing pink elephants?”

Yep……dug that one out of the closet!!!!!!!

One artificially unhappy flamingo.

It’s too bad the Wiz and wife don’t take a ride on Henry to Florida for the Winter. Henry would be a real hit in Florida.

I haven’t been to Florida in 40 years. I imagine it’s changed a lot.

Purchased from Jackie’s Pawn Shop in Night Vale.

DO NOT TOUCH!

Hurricanes, billions of bugs, gators, book bans, whiny people from New York, why would anyone want to go to Florida?

Well, it does help a little but not quite!

What’s next upside down pineapples!

FL’s not worth it. The only trip I ever made to FL that was worth while was when I left the US – for good!

My husband is pretty much an easy going, happy guy, until he sees one of those in someones yard. Don’t know why but he truly hates those things.

One pink plastic flamingo doth not spring weather make.

PUT ON BOOTS!!!!!!!

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

Winter Weather Advisory here tonight and tomorrow for a snowstorm. If we had flamingo’s they’d be frozen

Visit Florida while you can. When the sea level rises you’ll need to use scuba gear to get there.