Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 13, 2024

Don’t go chasing those things.

Don’t—make—me—laugh!

I sooooo hate those things… especially since there are much simpler one-click methods to determine if it’s a real person or not. Having to click multiple, hard-to-view boxes is one of the dumbest, needlessly-time-consuming ideas we’ve seen come out of the computer generation.

Gotta keep those robots/AI out of the restrooms.

I shouldn’t have read this just before I have to go to the bathroom!!!

Why do you need this for unlocking the bathroom, do AI or computers need to go to the loo?

Sorry, that’s incorrect.

Try again:

Select all images with office water dispensers

No robots permitted.

He may soon wish he’d chosen darker pants today.

Prove you’re human if you wanna use the restroom.

Peeing in your pants is like being in love. Everyone can see it but only you can feel it’s warmth.

This one has many faucets!

He’s not going to make it.

It’s a simple test, while the bot is selecting pictures the human just turns the knob and pulls the door open.

Looks like there is going to be one more waterfall.

If enough people would just pee on the floor, they’d change their requirements. I’m not above it.

Niagara Falls. Slowly we turn. Step by step. Inch by inch.(TY moe, larry, and curly)

That one actually made me laugh out loud.

Seems now every time I pour water into the coffee maker, I gotta go..

I wouldn’t want it for a restroom, but a few seconds delay to get on a website seems OK. Or has our patience been ruined by technological instant gratification?

“We spend most of our time online trying to convince a robot that we aren’t a robot.” – John Mulaney (and others).

that’s just cruel

I think they’re fun.

He can’t see them ’cause of his cataracts.

Why is preventing a robot from entering the rest room important?

Unfortunately, he missed the waterfall that occured just a moment ago.

Laughed so hard I peed myself!

In theses times, I can believe it ☺️

Makes no sense – computer bots wouldn’t be trying to use a physical bathroom.

What’s really funny is sometimes you can just pick random pictures and still get accepted!

Images are to clear and easily identifiable…unlike the online security images

This is a nightmare!!!!!!!!! :)

That is the best drawn pee pee dance I have ever seen. Well done!

Water torture.