Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 20, 2024

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And you’ll get to Scotland before him.

Riding on the high horse.

Where eagles dare…..

At least it’s not Alpine Corpse.

I was hired to come up with a slogan for 2020 that is just as catchy as Click It or Ticket

I chose Mask It or Casket.

What is the slogan of the Mandalorian dairy?

This is the whey.

The World Health Organization changes their slogan.

W.H.O. Cares

The slogan of my university’s aero-modelling club is: “The wright way to get high”.

What is the worst Airline name and Slogan?

“Icarus Airlines, we’ll get you there with blazing speed!”

So I saw a Septic Tank replacement Truck with a slogan that could only have been made by a dad

“We’re number 1 in the number 2 business!”

That’s what Sun-Tzu

Hey, Bung would like to join in that case – anything for a high!

Isn’t that the slogan of the 10th Mountain, US Army…Take The High Ground and HOLD it…

Alternate slogan: “D**n it’s cold”

Don’t Become an Alpine Corpse.

Wizard of Id Classics is back, but only as far as February 1.

“It´s all downhill from here”!

“It’s over, Rod! I have the high ground!”

“You underestimate my power!”

“and some oxygen just in case…”

Talk to the guru before you start down……..and pray!!!!!!

10th Mountain Division, of course.

snow business like snow business

The Alpine Corps trainer is none other than Ötzi, nicknamed “Ice Man”. His world famous phrase is: “Chill, dog face!”

Careful! What goes up…!

The biggest competitor is in Tibet.

For a military unit, taking high ground is the hardest thing to do.

Having previously been in the USMC; I like that attitude!

Of course, it is a no brainer! It is always good to have the higher ground