B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 12, 2024

And people say that God does not have a sense of humor.

Looks like a plastic lawn ‘ornament’ to me.

I don’t quite get this one, unless he is referring to pink-colored Malibu Rum Strawberry Spritz.

In spite of the rum, he can stand easily on one leg for long periods of time. [Or is it because of the rum?]

♪♪"On our block all of the guys call her flamingo

’Cause her hair glows like the sun

And her eyes can light the sky

When she moves she walks so fine

~ Manfred Man

That bird would give them the bird if it heard them.

The bird would probably ask the same question about you guys…

Barbie bird ha

or as my daughter referred to them, the FLAMING…O’s

Or Taylor Swift and Travis the Troglodyte Kelce.

Dinosaurs won’t evolve into birds for several thousand years.

Well guys, rum can do wonders.

Why are Count Oaf and other troglodytes so afraid of Taylor Swift?

Doom Flamingo.

Patience personified

Reminds me of the VA license plates for the “Parrot Heads”. RIP, Jimmy Buffet.

…or maybe it’s just an average looking bird and you guys have been nipping on a bit too much Malibu Rum!

Beautiful, but our HOA kicked me out after my 1,000 on my lawn decoration.

Gene spliced or gene spiked?

The ole boy must have a degree in science!!!!!!!

See Priscilla Barnes in the “Three’s Company” opening credits.

Flamingos stand on one leg because if they lifted both they’d fall down.

An old, but funny one.