B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 01, 2024

You just need practice.

just direct it to the other end

Shell shocked!

Either that or he was playing with his Jr MythBusters lab kit.

That had to smart, John. Aren’t you attached to the shell?

I hope that you are insured, John!

“Think you used enough ragweed there, Butch?”

Man who sneezes without a tissue

Takes matter into his own hands.

What kind of sneeze is the best sneeze?

The Bee’s Sneeze.

It’s weird- I can’t help but talk about footwear every time I sneeze.

ah…Ah…AH-SHOE!

What kind of vehicle always sneezes?

Achoo choo train!

Farts are fermented sneezes.

The split infinitive has split his shell; it serves him right.

Actually, there is something to the dangers of stifling a sneeze. “Experts warn to let sneezes out after man tears hole in his throat”https://www.theguardian(dot)com/society/2023/dec/14/experts-warn-to-let-sneezes-out-after-man-tears-hole-in-his-throat

Popped an eardrum trying to do that. A painful experience, that I’ll not repeat.

Thin shell!!!!!

gotta empathize with John. It’s that time of year again.

Too much turtle…

I remember once that I was reaching down to pick something up and a sneeze came out of nowhere. I wrenched my shoulder so badly it took weeks to heal. Can be nasty things, sneezes.

It’s best to come out of your shell when you sneeze.

I just recently figured out why I sometimes seem to pull a muscle in my jaw. Stifling a sneeze…

That is a painful way to throw out your back.

That turtle cracks me up.

That had to hurt.

An unorthodox way to come out of one’s shell.

John, ask for a repair donation from the Shellvation Army.

oh, my

Just wait a second … his door is always open.

Blow it out your nose. If it makes the trip, it’ll clear all kinds of things out of the way.

I do that every day, but haven’t lost any of my shell yet

Ouch…shell fragments!

“Dang it! Stop lighting farts!”

Anyone who has had injured ribs knows that given sufficient motivation you can suppress the urge to sneeze.