The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 12, 2024

don’t cry though Ed…

Last time he brought home Swiss cheese!

I hate it when that happens!

I hate when that happens.

This comic is one day late. National Milk Day was January 11, 2024.

Oh. well … What’s done is done … No use crying over it.

Now they have to skim it off the floor

… and now my leeks are soggy

The Oreos were on the bottom of the bag :)

Ah, homonym problems!

Holy milk jugs Batman

At least he didn’t get sucked into buying black hole milk.

My husband likes to shop. I hate it. So, if I don’t do an online order he usually goes alone. I have very few complaints but when I show him what item I want AND put a photo of it on the phone and he comes home with something different I get a little annoyed. Last week I needed conditioner. I showed him the tube. I used his phone to take a picture of it. He came home with a giant bottle of shampoo.

Hole leak cow!!

Because the bottle leaks?

He thought you wanted religious milk. You know, holy.

Nothings for sure anymore.

…..no

You guys are milking these puns to the max

I can tell you from experience that the car is going to smell worse than you can ever imagine in about 3-4 days!

Here’s Walter comparing his wife to milk: (very short ad precedes this)

https://youtu.Be/ykyZXQqHgJM?t=11

There’s a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza … There’s a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, a hole

What would’ve happened if he bought low fat milk?

He plays golf, that’s a hole in one…

Don’t have a cow. If you keep buying that we’ll need one.

Well, the last time he bought skim milk. Half of it was gone by the time he got home.

And you forgot the non-fat head.

Shouldn’t have bought those leeks.

Should have bought 2%, then at least you’d have a couple swigs.

No need to cry about it.

Quite a stout bag!

good thing she didn’t ask him to pick up a milk shake…

Funny (not really but….) when they take stuff out of milk (low fat, whatever) they charge you more