My wife and I were out and about one weekend running errands and whatnot when we decided to break for lunch. KFC sounded good so I pulled into their parking lot and as we got out of the car the unmistakable aroma of fresh made flour tortillas from the quaint little Mexican restaraunt across the street wafted our way, stopping us dead in our tracks! We looked toward the restaraunt, at each other, toward KFC and back toward the restaraunt. Yup! Went to the aforementioned quaint little Mexican restaraunt! Tortillas were good, the food was good, the margaritas even better! Tru story!
I’ll never forget our KFC being on Main Street and though there were many other restaurants and fast food places, that’s the one whose food you could smell down the street. I couldn’t pass by without salivating.
Something doesn’t add up. The black haired lady asked Elly and Moira if they’d like to go out for lunch with her, but then Elly and Moira left without waiting for the black haired lady to go with them!
If that lady is the boss, guess who is going to be fired tomorrow!
You do something day after day that you despise you will basically be waiting for death. A day has to be enjoyable. You never hear a dying man talk about all the bad things in his life unless that man is on death row.
I really don’t see what the big deal is. Surely the rules are different when it comes to eating at home versus eating out, or meals that he’s sharing with Elly versus meals that he’s not. If she were Jewish and he weren’t, would she feel he’d disrespected her beliefs by going out for a non-kosher lunch?
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A NICE VEGETARIAN MEAL, CRU-ELLY! Meals are supposed to be FLAVORFUL, and you never managed that even when your food had MEAT in it! By now, Liz is probably rubbing the fact that she’s making her own lunch in your face, and April is pleading to know what the hell you’re punishing her with lawn-clipping casserole for!
Again to play devil’s advocate; looking at all these past strips and think of all the things Elly did for her family; support John when he was in dental school, help out at the kids’ schools, drive them to swimming, et cetera.
Elly made so many sacrifices for her family, how hard is it for them to make one sacrifice for her?
Junk food is a more serious problem than many realize. Not only it is a strain on universal healthcare, it is an addiction:
*The relapse rate for unhealthy eating is 88%. The relapse rate for heroin is lower than that.
*In Canada during World War I, the sight of aristocrats trawling the ghetto for places that sold sugar was a common one.
*In Canada during World War II, sugar was rationed. One was entitled to two pounds per month if you could find any at all, which was rare. Gangsters put their bootlegging, narcotics and gunrunning rackets on hold to focus on sugar smuggling.
*In the United States, when state legislatures propose eliminating junk food and sugar in prisons and implementing balanced diets for inmates, such bills are almost always defeated. The few times they have passed it has resulted in riots. Riots Can you imagine that? Throw a man in prison and you take away his liquor, his sex life, his fashion sense, his fun, his politics and his right to travel. No riots (or comparatively few) over those deprivations. But take away his sweets, his pork puffs and his fried chicken…WATCH OUT!!
Asharah 4 months ago
Nice and interesting doesn’t mean tasty.
AllishaDawn 4 months ago
I already plan to get tacos tonight.
cmxx 4 months ago
Cue the Jaws ominous music.
charliefarmrhere 4 months ago
Is she smelling real food in the last panel?
snsurone76 4 months ago
Every time I used to pass a Subway restaurant, I’d get sick to my stomach from the smell.
So much for your theory, Moira!!
Lucy Rudy 4 months ago
So she is either giving up the vegetarian crap or going to throw up at the smell of tex mex.
yoey1957 4 months ago
My wife and I were out and about one weekend running errands and whatnot when we decided to break for lunch. KFC sounded good so I pulled into their parking lot and as we got out of the car the unmistakable aroma of fresh made flour tortillas from the quaint little Mexican restaraunt across the street wafted our way, stopping us dead in our tracks! We looked toward the restaraunt, at each other, toward KFC and back toward the restaraunt. Yup! Went to the aforementioned quaint little Mexican restaraunt! Tortillas were good, the food was good, the margaritas even better! Tru story!
Macushlalondra 4 months ago
I’ll never forget our KFC being on Main Street and though there were many other restaurants and fast food places, that’s the one whose food you could smell down the street. I couldn’t pass by without salivating.
cracker65 4 months ago
There went the veggie diet
dcdete. 4 months ago
Something doesn’t add up. The black haired lady asked Elly and Moira if they’d like to go out for lunch with her, but then Elly and Moira left without waiting for the black haired lady to go with them!
If that lady is the boss, guess who is going to be fired tomorrow!
figuratively speaking 4 months ago
Tex Mex every time.
French Persons Premium Member 4 months ago
“I smell cocaine!”
kaycstamper 4 months ago
Haha, watch Elly break her vegetarian diet!
markkahler52 4 months ago
Elly? Fall!!
Ned Snipes 4 months ago
Elly is on the precipice of falling off the vegetarian diet kick with whatever the smell that wafted towards her in the last panel.
mark_chapin 4 months ago
good
deblee77 4 months ago
Elly should have just started with one night a week. Let the family get used to it…as well as their digestive systems.
JohnTheFoole 4 months ago
Tex-Mex up in Canada?
mckeonfuneralhomebx 4 months ago
You do something day after day that you despise you will basically be waiting for death. A day has to be enjoyable. You never hear a dying man talk about all the bad things in his life unless that man is on death row.
KageKat 4 months ago
No one can resist the siren song of sizzling fajitas!
tcumming 4 months ago
Just get a bean burrito and hope it doesn’t give you away
Tonto & Redd Panda 4 months ago
…and the next strip will have Ellie with tomato stains and sour cream down her shirt front. Maybe.
How do you spell chimichanga?
g04922 4 months ago
Uh-Huh… John’s weakness is fried chicken, and now we know Elle’s real test – Mexican food.
Angry Indeed 4 months ago
I doubt that they’re able to smell those odors during cold weather.
https://www.slowdown.Tv/article/the-sensory-hit-of-cold-weather-on-our-noses-explained
oish 4 months ago
Just eat Vegetable Tempora / Pakora / Latkes / Crisps / Fries and lots of starchy vegetables drowning in olive oil (butter replacement).
Once you start gaining weight from eating vegetables they will once again become a side dish instead of the main course
mindjob 4 months ago
She won’t give up, so she’ll have to try something new with the veggies. They all taste better with salt, for one.
brick10 4 months ago
And now comes the great fall.
John Jorgensen 4 months ago
I really don’t see what the big deal is. Surely the rules are different when it comes to eating at home versus eating out, or meals that he’s sharing with Elly versus meals that he’s not. If she were Jewish and he weren’t, would she feel he’d disrespected her beliefs by going out for a non-kosher lunch?
Daltongang Premium Member 4 months ago
Ay, ay, ay, ay!
oh, I smell dee delicious Burrito.
I like big tasty burritos. I love them, I do.
I want a burrito,
I’ll buy them from you.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 4 months ago
Well,Tex-mex DOES have beans in it…..
Tell April to bring her little red wagon,so Elly can fall off it
kamoolah 4 months ago
If handguns and tobacco were outlawed, why not unhealthy food as well?
The name of the country this strip is set in might as well be called Banada! :P
The Gun Doctor 4 months ago
Back to the comic at hand: It looks like the vegan wagon has just hit a pothole, and Ellen is about to fall off.
h.v.greenman 4 months ago
That loud SNAP! was Ellie’s will power breaking.
InuYugiHakusho 4 months ago
Elly might be about to understand where John was coming from.
GKBOWOOD Premium Member 4 months ago
I can’t have dairy anymore and that killed it for me having Tex-mex anymore…sniff…sob!!!!
rwg1957rwg 4 months ago
So you have to decide: Do you eat to live, or live to eat? I do the latter, and I’m 66.
eced52 4 months ago
Ellie’s weakness is TexMex?
Bruce1253 4 months ago
OMG!!! Ellie decapitated a head of Broccoli, you fiend !!!
ChattyFran 4 months ago
A Tex-Mex place is great for vegetarians! Lots of good options.
CoreyTaylor1 4 months ago
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A NICE VEGETARIAN MEAL, CRU-ELLY! Meals are supposed to be FLAVORFUL, and you never managed that even when your food had MEAT in it! By now, Liz is probably rubbing the fact that she’s making her own lunch in your face, and April is pleading to know what the hell you’re punishing her with lawn-clipping casserole for!
USN1977 4 months ago
Again to play devil’s advocate; looking at all these past strips and think of all the things Elly did for her family; support John when he was in dental school, help out at the kids’ schools, drive them to swimming, et cetera.
Elly made so many sacrifices for her family, how hard is it for them to make one sacrifice for her?
The Great_Black President 4 months ago
Junk food is a more serious problem than many realize. Not only it is a strain on universal healthcare, it is an addiction:
*The relapse rate for unhealthy eating is 88%. The relapse rate for heroin is lower than that.
*In Canada during World War I, the sight of aristocrats trawling the ghetto for places that sold sugar was a common one.
*In Canada during World War II, sugar was rationed. One was entitled to two pounds per month if you could find any at all, which was rare. Gangsters put their bootlegging, narcotics and gunrunning rackets on hold to focus on sugar smuggling.
*In the United States, when state legislatures propose eliminating junk food and sugar in prisons and implementing balanced diets for inmates, such bills are almost always defeated. The few times they have passed it has resulted in riots. Riots Can you imagine that? Throw a man in prison and you take away his liquor, his sex life, his fashion sense, his fun, his politics and his right to travel. No riots (or comparatively few) over those deprivations. But take away his sweets, his pork puffs and his fried chicken…WATCH OUT!!
pamela welch Premium Member 4 months ago
Two weeks is plenty of time to give it a go … Time to let go!
HodgeElmwood 4 months ago
I don’t think they’re that interesting, Ellie. Try cooking something besides beans.
David Rickard Premium Member 4 months ago
Canadian Tex-Mex? The mind reels.
Scoutmaster77 4 months ago
Tex Mex? In Canada?
Teto85 Premium Member 4 months ago
Tex – Mex in Ontario.
washatkc Premium Member 4 months ago
He and the kids never wanted it. Sad when someone decides what you want without asking.